Last summer, I saw a pedicure in Glamour that I decided I must have.
Alright, yes, it’s a little weird to base a pedicure on a dalmation foot, but I am nothing if not progressive in my fashion taste. (That’s a bald-faced lie, right there. My fashion taste runs toward sweatpants and t-shirts with rude things written on them. Or anything with embarrassing amounts of cleavage.)
So I went for it.
And then I did what everyone does in the age of the internets. I posted it on Facebook and asked all my friends if they thought it was weird, even though it was too late to change it, and I didn’t really want their damn opinions anyway.
“Well that’s… different.”
“If you’re trying to do a piano keyboard pattern, you got it wrong.”
“Are you flipping me off with your toe?”
Lesson learned: Your friends don’t know shit about the newest, coolest trends. Rock it and ignore them.