Would Not Craft

0 Posted by - August 18, 2012 - DIY & Crafts, Quotes & Memes, Women's Apparel

I like to craft. There, I said it. And there aren’t too many things I wouldn’t craft. I mean, really, all a craft has to do is give me a tiny, tiny indication that I might have a chance, and then my self-esteem becomes dependent upon actually doing that craft, as quickly as possible and without regard for the consequences.

Also, I just like crafts– all kinds of crafts. They all have some redeeming quality, and I usually see that first, before I see any of the warning signs or red flags, even if my friends tell me. It’s a failing, compounded by the fact that I sometimes drink-and-craft.

But, there are a few things even the Pintester would not craft.

Original craft by Wobisobi. Original meme by who-the-fuck-knows.

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  • LyndsayW

    I love this.  Just like those ridiculous stores that pin their shirts in the back of the mannequin, so you think it’s going to be a cute form fitting shirt when in reality it’s a potato sack.

    • courthal1

      LyndsayW  whooops! I do that at work…

    • courthal1

      LyndsayW  whooops! I do that at work…

      • LyndsayW

        courthal1 No! That makes me sad! 

        • courthal1

          LyndsayW does it make it better that I work in a men’s clothing store??

        • LyndsayW

          courthal1 Yes 100% better!

  • Christine W

    Haha! I love this! Hope you do a lot more “would not craft” break-downs! I see some DIY things on Pinterest and just laugh at the absurdity.

  • Groove Chicken

    Pics of the Danza tattoo or it didn’t real happen!

    • Groove Chicken

      *really

    • Pintester

      @Groove Chicken Fine. You caught me.

  • longhornmomma

    I have to say I have a few t-shirt fails too! Apparently you can make a wedding dress out of t-shirts if you really wanted to!

  • Beets

    Lol!  I tried making a DIY gym shirt out of a baggy shirt.  i can’t cut straight and ruined everything :(

  • Annabella

    hi :) i have just found another pinterest tesing blog (off pinterest) and just wanted to let you know that its is quite lame and that yours is FAR more entertaining and informative :)thank you for testing and good luck with your further endeavours!

  • http://stepbystepinthekitchen.blogspot.com/ Kathleen Richardson

    I tried this kind of idea with a t-shirt once.  No way!  Never again!Keep writing…

  • http://donotletthisuniverseforgetyou.blogspot.com/ Heather Liz

    L.O.L. Seriously….at work! I am just hoping no one walks in.

  • TraceyArsenault

    omg….your blog is sooo funny….

  • madtyper

    I actually just tried this last night it was too small of a shirt so I was looking at something else to make.

  • http://twitter.com/shmcmullin Sarah McMullin

    Sewing dress form thing is a definite red flag. Plus the end result doesn’t even look that great on a perfectly shaped faux-human so it is therefore guaranteed to make my stretch-marked lumpy guts look lumpier.