Cocknails: Glow in the Dark

0 Posted by - October 31, 2012 - Food & Drink, Hair & Beauty, Halloween & Autumn, Videos

It’s the very firstest ever episode of COCKnails. What is COCKnails? It’s a new show I’m doing where I make a cocktail and do a manicure… hence COCKnails. Get it? Get it? And also, this one is a HALLOWEEN episode because, eek, today is Halloween and I love Halloween! It’s a good day, you guys. Hope you enjoy!

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  • AmberHolt

    This reminds me of My Drunk Kitchen. If you haven’t seen it, you should totally check out Hannah Harto … Love her, love you :)

    • kittenlamieux

      I was going to say the same thing,  “BOOP BOOP”.

    • Pintester

      AmberHolt It’s because I burped, isn’t it? That was my tribute to Harto. I even had a line in there about it, but I edited it out because I didn’t want to be creepy.

    • connerzgram

      AmberHolt  – yeah that was hilarious!  now i’ve totally got to check out more of my drunk kitchen – after i have a bottle of wine, of course!

  • connerzgram

    love this!  everything is better with cocktails!!!!!

  • AngelaGilbert

    That cocktail won’t glow. You need tonic water not club soda (even the bottle in the picture said tonic water.)

  • mndhild

    You are too cute!  Even while belching up a storm!  And I love the dog, he looks adorable!

  • ___leah

    My internet is super sketchy because my internet provider sucks, but whenever it stops the best faces are frozen on screen.  I think I prefer the sketchy lag with ridiculous faces sometimes. The little things.

  • JoyLuVasquez

    Cocknails made me think of a really bad, extremely painful STD a man gets from getting too many handies….. Doubt such a thing exists but you never know!

  • AmberRobinsonWalker

    Oh, dear, dear Sonja.  Tonic water and club soda are NOT the same thing.  Club soda doesn’t glow.

  • godkina

    I’m ashamed that I’m the first to comment on this, I kinda expected more from my fellow Pintestes ….. What is with the bad Porn music?? (Cause there’s a good porn music?!)  Were they shooting a scene in the background as you made your Tom Collins and did your nails? Is that “Normal” in your world?

  • kbullet

    Cocknails is my new favorite show.

  • kasethepeanut

    Cocknails…admit you got the idea from the pinteste who commented that your witch finger cookies looked like penises with fingernails.

  • kstanland

    You squeezing the lemon juice into your Tom Collins reminded me of a very awkward sexual encounter I had once…

  • Kaylah

    You should have a classy song to go with your cock nails opening: “Dnananananananananana COCK NAILS!”

    • ClumsyDiyMommy

      Kaylah YES.

  • ClumsyDiyMommy

    I’m glad another mom giggles at dirty words. I thought i was the only one (mostly because the looks i get from other mothers when i show i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy)

  • BB Brown

    Cocknails…hehe, hehe. You now have me trying to make new words using variations of other words that involve the word cock, ya know, since I do just about everything with assistance from cocktails…hmm, working out with cocktails? Cocksweat. Laundry and cocktails? Cocksock. If you need me, I’ll be here, giggling like a total weirdo and making up cock-words.

    • ClumsyDiyMommy

      BB Brown washing the dishes with a cocktail Cockwash

  • ThisSillyGirlsLife

    great idea! You’re funny in your vids too…so, I like ‘em.

  • Hillkat83

    lol i personally loved the porno music.  i kept expecting a big glow in the dark condom to emerge in the dark lol love it lol

  • Truffles8761

    You make watching paint dry a whole lot more interesting.

  • KeshiaNicole

    Where the fuck is my gin?!
    You look so pretty!!

  • Mommybailey

    U need like a super long bendy straw so you dont have to pick up the glass. I dont know if they have those so you should make one, then post it. That way i can have one. Then i wont have to plan my schedule around my drinks, like showering.

  • ashleyem1991

    Haha omg… loved this. Pleeeease do more videos like this. I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. However, hands down favourite part: “Where the fuck is my gin?”

  • amillionmistakes

    I was watching this at work, and had the volume turned up a bit to hear you talking.  Anyway, the scream at the end definitely woke the office up.  Then I had to explain to my boss what I was watching, and had to repeat the word cocknails several times before she understood what I was saying… I might get fired now, but it was worth it.  More time at home to  make my own cocktail crafts and await the next episode.

  • aeeyore30

    If you really wanted to be creeped out you should have said “Bloody Mary” in front of your bathroom mirror – four or five times? I forget how many times you are supposed to say it. That was back from my sleepover days…

    • pharmd2012

      aeeyore30 Or “Candyman” three times…

    • dallaschancey1

      aeeyore30  try saying “cocknails” 4 times fast. Better yet, say it while drinking one!

  • LindseyTucker

    I think it’s cat urine that makes it glow. If you’ve never seen the cat whisperer, jackson galaxy, he carries a black light around. He shines it in the houses to show where the cats have all peed. Thank god you didn’t drink anything like that.

  • CaitlinCrane

    I think you are supposed to say bloody Mary or something a bunch of times and a face appears in your mirror and it starts bleeding. I used to do that all the time with my friends, but the last time on my my friends fell into the bath tub and broke the curtain rod.

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  • DestiniRichlin

    It looks like… my nails.  You’re funny. Best facial expressions ever.

  • Kentagern

    D: oh my goodness you are AMERICAN!Your writing is always in a British accent, how odd.

    • Pintester

      Kentagern Terribly sorry to disappoint… Um… Pip pip cheerio and all that rot.

  • cormakesitpour

    What makes it glow?  I feel like it’s something that comes out of Charlie Sheen’s body.  Thus explaining the strange bang-bang music in the bathroom.  He’s an Adonis, right?

  • cormakesitpour

    What makes it glow? I feel like it’s something that comes out of Charlie Sheen’s body. Thus explaining the strange bang-bang music in the background. He’s an Adonis, right?

  • jopen

    I just watched this with Neve. Her comments were, “Oh! Puppy!” And “Uh-oh. Auntie burp.”

  • CrystalKYuhhyzaguirre

    how much did you get paid to babysit that drink

  • Cilla

    The scream at the end of this scared my dog…lol!

  • Panicked228

    I love your sweater! Where did you get it?

    • Pintester

      Panicked228 Hmm… I think it came from Bass a few years ago.

  • Cathy Jo

    Loved the 70’s porn music in the background… brought back memories….

  • Cathy Jo

    Loved the 70’s porn music in the background… brings back memories…

  • ErikssonCat

    Here is a nail pin I would love to see you fuck up in the next COCKnails!

  • utgal24

    ummm…you drink Bombay White Label. you are my hero.

  • kayla

    you know it’s going to be a funny video when the first thing your hear is ‘where the f- is my gin(?)’

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