Holy moly, people, are there ever things going on this week.
1. Forum contest!
If you start the topic in October that has the most replies, I will send you a t-shirt from the Pintester store! (Your choice of style.) There are no rules, really, except don’t be a vagina about it, ok? If you start a topic and then reply 300 times to yourself, it doesn’t count.
2. Store sale!
Starting today, and going until next Tuesday, October 16 at midnight PST, there is a sale in the Pintester store! Use coupon code PINTESTER15 for 15% off anything! I recommend the apron, even though it doesn’t have a penis on it.
(We are not even a few sentences in to this post yet and I’ve said “vagina” and “penis” already. Can I get a whatwhat?)
3. I have a Tumblr now.
I am told the youths are into the Tumblr. So I have one. To reach the youths. (You all will tell me if I’m doing it wrong, won’t you? I don’t think I’ve quite mastered the art of the Tumblroblrgoblahfablogging yet.)
4. Pictures of the Congratulations On Your Menses greeting card installation!
The winner of the menses card won for this comment:
persephone767 I’d frame it and hang it in my bathroom, so that when I’m having horrible cramps, or maybe just a particularly tough time pooping, I can look at it and be reminded of all the crazy shit you’ve done in the name of pin-science. And it will make my day better just like that *snaps fingers*
True to her word, she has hung that fucking abomination in her bathroom. She even sent pictures. She framed it, with a matte and stuff, guys. Also, her bathroom is super cute.
Told ya.
I think I’m going to put an alarm clock on the back of my toilet seat like hers in case I fall asleep in there again. (What?)
Anyway, onward to some amazing comments from the Pintestes.
Truffles8761 Points for starting off the month with a nice stiff one. Extra points for starting off with a drink. I think I’ll sub the bourbon for sake and add some fresh grated ginger…’cause that’s just how I roll (on the floor like a drunk monkey).
Yay penis jokes! I like them, even though I don’t have one. And also I have never seen a drunk monkey, but I imagine it’s hilariously adorable, just like you.
Oh hell, let’s stick with the theme.
JoyLuVasquez Oddly, I didn’t get the KKK feeling from it. It reminded me of Jr. High. When the boys walked around with embarassing pointed bulges in their pants they desperately wanted to hide…. The Haunted Erection. DUN DUN DUN>…
I went to middle school in the era of the sk8r boi. Now, due to your explanation, I sort of understand the dress-sized t-shirts and the massively oversized shorts.
ReginaDiazTorre well yours look kind of like boobs in chocolate so im thinking its the wrong holiday for that, but the melted one maybe if it had been like red gummy? then when it melts it would look like melted eyes? just saying
Uh, what holiday is appropriate for hot chocolate boobs? If there is one, you guys should probably tell me because I would dedicate a month to that holiday, too, definitely.
liz mk I can’t help but think this would have been better in a tom collins. They wouldn’t have melted…
Fuckin’ a, man.
Christine G As I read the above, my parents’ little dog came over with his favorite toy, sat on my leg, started to “H” and ended with “goddammit get off me you ball-less freak!”. True story.
Your leg was asking for it, obviously. Also, legs have ways to shut down that sort of thing if it’s legitimate.
