Pintestes, I am attempting NaNoWriMo this year and it is kicking my butt. The thing is, when you start off as a writer, then switch to blogging for a living, and then try to go back to writing novels, you realize that novels are hard, man. In any case, I am WAY behind, but it’s not too late for me to catch up… I think.
This has nothing to do with Pintester, really, except that you all should probably know I do things other than fuck up crafts all by my lonesome all day long. I do occasionally make up weird stories in my head and write them down and then expect other people to want to pay to read them. And sometimes I even put on pants and go out to see other writers. Sometimes. Ok, rarely.
Also, I do now officially apologize for not putting up a post yesterday. I had really bad gas. That is my actual excuse.
Anyway, on to your brilliance from this week.
From the eyes in the bushes post (with extra penis plate craft):
Christine G Step One: draw a dick on a plate; Step Two: hide the plate in a pile; Step Three…um, profit!!
Bonus points for putting the Dick In A Box song in my head.
I hereby apologize for my cocknails gaffe. Club soda doesn’t glow under a black light, apparently. Tonic water does. See what happens when I’m too lazy to go buy a black light and find out if stuff I read is actually true? In any case, you all were kind about it and I appreciate that.
JoyLuVasquez Cocknails made me think of a really bad, extremely painful STD a man gets from getting too many handies….. Doubt such a thing exists but you never know!
Well… now I have an idea for a logo graphic. Not for the faint of heart.
godkina I’m ashamed that I’m the first to comment on this, I kinda expected more from my fellow Pintestes ….. What is with the bad Porn music?? (Cause there’s a good porn music?!) Were they shooting a scene in the background as you made your Tom Collins and did your nails? Is that “Normal” in your world?
Indeed, more than one of you commented on the porny background music. Dudes, I was trying to be like Grace. But I was less subtle. Her background music is cute. Apparently mine is just mustache-creepy.
BB Brown Cocknails…hehe, hehe. You now have me trying to make new words using variations of other words that involve the word cock, ya know, since I do just about everything with assistance from cocktails…hmm, working out with cocktails? Cocksweat. Laundry and cocktails? Cocksock. If you need me, I’ll be here, giggling like a total weirdo and making up cock-words.
Shit, you guys. It could be like a whole series.
jopen I just watched this with Neve. Her comments were, “Oh! Puppy!” And “Uh-oh. Auntie burp.”
And this is why my older nieces and nephews can never know what Auntie does for a living…
In the labia-shaped soap department, we also talked about penis-shaped soap. Because we are that mature.
SarahKruse I totally have a penis shaped cookie cutter. Just imagine that in the guest bathroom. So clean, yet so dirty.
Several of you noticed the Squatty Potty ad over in my sidebar. Yes, Squatty Potty is a real thing. Yes, they actually paid me to advertise on this site. (And, yes, they have the most excellent marketing video I have ever seen, completed with ploop and poot sound effects.)
You, Pintestes, are the reason advertisers of toilet products are targeting this blog. Ok, well, maybe partly me. But mostly you, with your love and acceptance of private parts and poop jokes. Excellent job. Excellent. Now go forth and buy a stool that improves your stool. (Hey Squatty Potty– I was a marketer in a past career. Can’t you tell? Anyway, you can have that tagline for free.)
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