We’re having a winter weather event here in North Carolina. Less than an inch of snow is no big thang in most places, but we gently bred southern folk are not used to this, and it’s a full-on, high-alert fuck-fest here. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
In honor of the snow today, I thought I’d duplicate this lovely snow picture you’ve probably all seen on Pinterest.
So, happy snow day everyone. If you also want to duplicate this sweet snowy picture with a festive lamp and red berry wreath, you’ll need:
- Gross sleet/freezing rain
- An ugly dumpster
- Overgrown shrubbery
- A boxwood wreath that’s pretty much brown now
- An almost-empty bird feeder