I love this pin. It’s, like, doing my job for me.
I’m pretty sure there’s even a not-too-veiled jizz joke in there.
BUT… I am still skeptical that it actually works, so I tried it myself.
This is a nose:
This is a freshly washed nose:
This is a nose with glue on it:
Heh heh heh heh:
And then I waited for an indeterminate amount of time for it to dry. I don’t really know how long, but probably like half an hour or something. I don’t know. You guys are smart. You’ll figure out when the school glue you squirted on your face has dried appropriately…
The fun part:
Annnnd, here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for: the before and after, wherein I tell you if my pores shrunk to nothing with the magic of school glue…
Sorry guys. I was hoping to report that Reddit and imgur finally found the solution for pores like mine. Fortunately, though, I can continue to store my car keys in them, so there’s that.