Pinteste Round-up: MAILSACK!

0 Posted by - February 15, 2013 - Pinteste Round-ups, Valentine's Day

Guys! I got my first batch of real mail this week! It was stupendously amazing and I happy-danced all day long, for seriously. (If you want to send me mail, you can, too!)

First bit of mail came from Stephanie A. And, guys, it had kitties and Washi tape on it.

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And inside was a super sweet Valentine!

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I feel a little bit bad for mocking Valentine’s Day now, because this gave me all the good feels. Thank you, Stephanie A.!

The next treat came from Anne N. Guys. She even wrapped it.

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And the only thing better than getting a wrapped present in the mail randomly is opening it to find out that it is THIS!

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That’s right. Penis cookie cutters. Nevermore will I have to lament my lack of penis cookie cutters. Thank you, Anne N.!

Seriously, you ladies totally made my week.

And then you guys made my week again with your hilarious comments…

I told you my pink hug cookies sort of turned out more like almost-pinkish peanut butter flaccid hugs, and you guys ran with it.

pins&needles • It’s okay; sometimes it’s nice to have a hug without an erection being involved.

Too true.

Annnnd, then I wrote about trying to be more of a caregiver and everyone assumed I was pregnant. Sorry guys. I’m not. (Jeez, I tested a cocktail like two days ago.) I was actually talking about charitable giving, not bebbehs.

CurlyBlu • Dude – congrats on NOT being pregnant! I was worried that was going to be your announcement. And then I would be worried that all the pins you tested would be cutesy ways to display pics of naked baby ass. Also, you can’t drink when you’re pregnant and your drunk-blogs (or blogging about your drunken escapades) are hilarious! Cheers!

I’m glad you’re not heartbroken.

And aside from sparking a debate about bacon, my Valentine’s Day post inspired some poetry:

Kelly724 • Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked up a pin just for you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Brilliant.

  • http://twitter.com/AthenaHMehren Athena Holter-Mehren

    I <3 the penis cookie cutters!!!! I giggled far too loud for far too long!

    • Llama spit

      Me too. Mainly because I started wondering if I could take a butterfly cookie cutter and bend it into the (in)appropriate shape! Hmm. Well, now I’ve got to see if I can. Before I run off to giggle and make manly cookies, let me just say, we ALL love the D! (like we didn’t all know that was coming at some point. <~~~See what I did there?)

      • http://www.facebook.com/amandatripper Amanda Frazier

        a snowman might work better, he already has a head, and no wings. Butterflies might be good for maxi-pads.

    • pins&needles

      I find them hilarious, too! I think partly because the way they are packaged makes them look like a cartoon penis, growing.

  • http://twitter.com/MissCranky Aussie Girl

    I absolutely think you should rename it Male-Sack. It’s far more appropriate.

  • Ellysa D.

    Next year, the pintester store needs to have Valentines. I will give them to all my friends. OMGAWD. Can they please be tests of the ridiculous pinned DIY Valentines? I will set up a sweat shop in my living room and produce them. In addition to the one already posted, they could say things like, “Chocolate is nice, roses are fine, but nothing says I love you like some cheap wine”. Or “Valentine, shmalentine. Let’s draw a penis on something” (The rhyme needs work).

  • atouchofyou

    I’m glad you liked it! <3 I got that stationary in Japan. It's the best. The cat's name is Kutsushita Nyanko if you want to Google her and see more cuteness! The tape came from Target.

  • LadyRita

    Your comments denying the rumors of your pregnancy had me laughing. My youngest sister (28 yrs old) is married but doesn’t want children. Every time she hears someone is pregnant she makes a weird hand gesture on her lower stomach. She says she’s hexing her uterus. I got an image of you hexing your uterus as you typed your replies.

  • http://www.facebook.com/katherine.horejsi.1 Katherine Horejsi

    That’s so sweet…was it like Christmas morning getting your first lot of mail? May your sack always be full !!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephanie.ard1 Stephanie Ard

    I just found your blog today. I love it! I will now be a dedicated follower and spread the word of this amazing blog! Keep up the good work. :)