Rule of a Lady

2 Posted by - February 23, 2013 - Quotes & Memes

We are a bunch of high class fuckin’ ladies up in here, so when I saw this pin, I immediately thought it was appropriate for us Pintestes.

(When I pinned it, Stephanie O commented, “But why is he wearing her clothes?” You are made of win, Stephanie O.)

We here at Pintester certainly know how to make a man smile. And so, we modified the picture… just a little bit…

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  • http://www.facebook.com/kendra.s.caudill Kendra Smith Caudill

    My husband always “acts” shocked and horrified when I fart but I know secretly he is proud, especially if it is loud and smelly. Like he has taught me the skill of clearing a room with the bad smell and unladylike sounds coming from my backside.

  • EmmaBeEmma

    I’m thinking of all the un”lady”like things I could do with my clothes on. The list is…. impressive… Anyone want to join me in starting with a whole bunch of Guinness and ending with a mascara-streaked plea to the jailers for our freedom?

  • The Swede

    That smudge to the lower left is sneaky, it made my wipe my screen twice! (Once for each image. :p)

  • troublesometots

    Years ago I got my favorite fortune cookie ever: A girlfriend is a wine bottle, a wife is a bottle of wine. I still don’t get what it means but that doesn’t diminish my love for it. This feels like that only half finished. “A lady should be able to make a man smile with her clothes on. A woman can make a man laugh with her clothes off.”

    • Llama spit

      Wait, if a man laughs at your naked body, the “well” is going to run dry and no one is getting a happy ending that night. You know, unless you’re into that…

    • Llama spit

      My favorite fortune cookie that I’ve gotten from a restaurant has got to be, “Your version of love is special, why not share it?” As soon as I read it, I very loudly exclaimed, “OH MY GOD, IT’S CALLING ME A SLUT!” The entire restaurant stopped and stared at me. It was hilarious.

  • rebecca

    I might be a little humorless tonight but this type of pin just kills me – who are the women who feel that this is a thought worth expressing? Crafting socktopi is so much more useful!

  • ChickieD

    A lady should be able to make a man smile with her clothes on … because all her clothes are see through.

  • googtoyou

    Stephanie O and I must think alike because a few weeks ago my cousin pinned this onto her “How to Be a Lady” board (aka a slut shaming board). I called her and asked if her husband had been sneaking into her side of the closet. She hasn’t responded to any messages from me since. Not sure why.