Lisa and I have done it again, y’all. Not that! Well, maybe that. Lisa eats lots of fiber and I’m just gassy in general… But I am not talking about that right now. I’m talking about: We wrote another book!
Now, truthfully, Lisa wrote more of this one because she’s been at this writer gig a lot longer than I have, and she knows stuff, you guys. But! You will also find within it the story of my cruel, cruel firing from my day job and my ascent to the heights of bloggy bliss. You will find within it, too, her story of spreadsheets and sharks and unicorns, which all end up somehow leading to her writing career.
It’s a good book guys. Oh, and did I mention that it’s free right now? It totally is. Yep, free. Go snag it because it won’t be free forever. (It’s free for Kindle only right now, but if you don’t have a Kindle, fear not. Download a Kindle app onto any of your other techy devices.)
And please, pretty please, with a kiss on top, will you leave us a review once you’ve read it? Mwah, thank you.
Now, on to Shit The Pintestes Said:
Gina • This seems less “knitting” than “masterbatory bondage”.
Uh… I am not here to judge, guys. Have fun. Be safe…
Jennifer M. Engh • What a great YARN to share with us! Hahahaha! I’ll see myself out…
We do not often get jokes in the comments that have nothing to do with penises. Thanks for bringing up our level of class a little bit, Jennifer.
Rachel • So basically this is a banana omelette ???
Well… Yeah, I guess it is… But it didn’t taste like a banana omelette… Not that I’ve ever made a banana omelette before… I AM QUESTIONING MY WHOLE LIFE NOW.
God gets no credit for that. The fart noise was allllllll me. Well, I mean, it’s a sound effect, so not technically me, but.
Kelly724 • You did a great job! I love that your box is so nice and tight even though there are three penises in it.
PENIS JOKE OF THE WEEK! I’m sure you’re honored, Kelly.