Y’all, I’m struggling. I must admit here to having a problem… a hair problem. Please reference last week’s video in which I look like a damn poodle. I decided my hair was too dry and yucky and therefore I should try Wen because my favorite beauty blogger Maskcara mentioned it. But then I did not win the Wen from Cara and so I went to the drugstore to buy some but they only had the knock-off version, which is called Ren. And that makes me think of Ren & Stimpy. So I’m now using shampoo named after an ugly Chihuahua.
I tried it yesterday. It made my hair all greasy. So I guess I am doomed either to dry poodle hair or to greasy Chihuahua hair. This is my life, guys.
AND YET! And yet I am going to attempt a hair pin test for you today on my greasy Chihuahua hair. Behold, the half crown braid.
Behold, the greasy Chihuahua hair (which also has a ponytail kink in it because I am just that classy).
God, I don’t even want to post this one because you can see the oil slick going on. I apologize. This is not my natural state, I promise.
You will also note the big fat blue hair tie. I don’t have any clear hair ties. I probably should get some. I used to have lots of clear braces rubber bands that I used, but I went on a minimalist decluttering jag a few years ago and got rid of all of them.
The results? Well. No one is going to be making me a princess anytime soon, I’m pretty sure. Someone get me a real crown. And some fucking shampoo.
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