The Scary Thing About Dating

3 Posted by - September 22, 2013 - Quotes & Memes

There are many scary things about dating. A fart could slip out. You could get spinach in your teeth. Your date could be totally creepy and you could be forced to plan discreet ways to leave your fingerprints all over his car in case he turns out to be a kidnapper who keeps you in the basement to fatten you up until he can use you for his skin coat. You know. Oh, and there’s this.

Image from Whisper

Image from Whisper

Except that’s not entirely true…

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Have a warm, fuzzy, romantic Sunday everyone.

13 Comments

  • Daniela Rossi September 22, 2013 - 5:14 pm Reply

    The scary thing about dating is that you can end chopped up in pieces and buried under a bush.

  • Aara Sallinger September 22, 2013 - 5:14 pm Reply

    Or neither. Some couples stay together forever (well, at least until one of them passes away) and never get married.

    • Andrea September 22, 2013 - 7:38 pm Reply

      that was my thought

  • Havana James September 22, 2013 - 6:40 pm Reply

    The scary thing about dating is that annoying teenagers make memes about it.

  • Kelly724 September 22, 2013 - 7:53 pm Reply

    Trust me guys, the scariest thing is when the mother of the guy you are dating asks you to take her to a strip club

    • Allie September 22, 2013 - 10:12 pm Reply

      Huh, and I thought only my mother in law did that. Could’ve been worse I guess, at least she only yelled “smile, act like you like your job” at one of the strippers. Not enough beer or therapy in the world to ever get over that.

  • Joanna Likness Pendleton September 22, 2013 - 10:51 pm Reply

    I really like the photograph. Caption could read, “The scary thing about dating is that some weird chick might squash your head while attempting to make out with you awkwardly.”

    • NattaBoss September 22, 2013 - 11:59 pm Reply

      Or that she could fall forwards and have her head land on his jingleberries. Nobody wants bruised jingleberries.

  • Craig Thom September 23, 2013 - 5:24 am Reply

    The scary thing about dating is women who think not asking them for a second date is breaking up.

  • Angie September 23, 2013 - 10:58 am Reply

    No – the scary thing about dating is that you could find out his penis is the size of a baby carrot. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

    • Midnite79 September 28, 2013 - 2:28 pm Reply

      OMG, Angie I LOVE YOU! That is the worst! LMFAO!

    • Kami October 6, 2013 - 3:43 pm Reply

      BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is so very awesome, and so very true. I shared your comment on my FB…you are an internet sensation!

  • saltgrain September 23, 2013 - 1:20 pm Reply

    The scary thing about dating is trying to figure out whether they are lying about big stuff or small stuff. I mean, of course everyone puts themselves in the best light possible. But when you figure out that when they said they owned their own business it meant they were financially stable and you find out that they haven’t actually done work for money in a long time.. there is a difference. Oh and having to go over all the crappy baggage everyone has.. that sucks. Oh and the std talk before sex.. yeah.. that is akward as heck.

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