Smart Women

1 Posted by - October 13, 2013 - Quotes & Memes

Now look, y’all. I certainly count myself as a feminist, and I do not disagree that it’s great to be an independent woman, but please don’t do this shit.

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Or, if you’re going to make sweeping statements about the uselessness of men, at least learn how to punctuate properly and educate yourself on split infinitives, yeah?

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The Pintester snarks on a Pinterest quote.

18 Comments

  • Jenny Hill October 13, 2013 - 12:05 pm Reply

    This statement says nothing about the usefulness or uselessness of men. The salient word here is “need”. I know too many women who NEED a man and they’re pathetic. Wanting a man, ahhhhh…. what hetero woman doesn’t. :-).

    • Midnite79 October 13, 2013 - 5:53 pm Reply

      Jenny- I think that you hit the nail on the head. I would hate my life if I HAD to be with a man for whatever reason (financial security, co-dependency,etc.) If I’m in a relationship, it’s going to be because I WANT to be in, not because I NEED to be in one.

  • kittnen October 13, 2013 - 12:15 pm Reply

    This quote has the two biggest lessons my parents ever taught me. My dad taught me how to fix cars, do minor plumbing and other household repairs so that I would never have to rely on a man to do it for me.
    My mom taught me to punch people in the throat if they make comma splices.

    • BOH1066 November 5, 2013 - 10:30 pm Reply

      ok….tied for the funniest comment i’ve read in weeks.

  • Sandi Boyd October 13, 2013 - 3:50 pm Reply

    I didn’t need a man – I needed a sperm bank. The sperm bank, on the other hand…IT needed a man! Well, a bunch, really. Otherwise it wouldn’t be a sperm *bank* so much as just a …well, wet spot, I guess.

    • BOH1066 November 5, 2013 - 10:29 pm Reply

      HA!!!! funniest comment i have read in weeks.

  • Emmnemms October 13, 2013 - 5:47 pm Reply

    And spiders. I need a man for to get rid of those bastards…

    • Emmnemms October 13, 2013 - 5:47 pm Reply

      Grr no For. Apparently I need one to proof read as well…

      • molly October 14, 2013 - 10:54 am Reply

        I thought it sounded rather poetic.

  • Kelly724 October 13, 2013 - 7:23 pm Reply

    Yeah! I love getting my grammar on with the Pintester.
    I had to google split infinitives.

  • ThetaSigma October 13, 2013 - 10:07 pm Reply

    Now, now, grammar and proper English were invented by MEN. OBVIOUSLY this is a subtle protest against male inventions like, y’know, language.

    • BOH1066 November 5, 2013 - 10:28 pm Reply

      lol

  • Elizabeth Ann Taylor October 13, 2013 - 11:21 pm Reply

    I need only one man. And I think we all know his name. *Doctor*

    • Sandi Boyd October 14, 2013 - 12:15 am Reply

      Well yes! Yes indeed!

    • Danelle Smart October 14, 2013 - 2:26 am Reply

      Doctor…who?

    • ThetaSigma October 14, 2013 - 11:28 pm Reply

      Clearly I agree! :D

  • Deborah October 19, 2013 - 8:44 pm Reply

    I love this saying!

  • Jennifer June 11, 2014 - 7:28 pm Reply

    I would say the most important things a woman can learn are how to make money and then keep it. Then the whole man thing is less of a problem.

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