Pinteste Round-up: Dino Porn

1 Posted by - November 19, 2013 - Pinteste Round-ups

Oh my God how is it this late already? I am exhausted. But I did not want to deny you the awesomeness of your comments from the week.

Also, if you require more Pinteste awesome, you should check out the Pintester Movement from earlier this week. You will find tons of cool shit in the form of Christmas ornaments made by all of you guys.

Someone left some interesting, uh, education on the Pintester Movement post, by the way. Once again, life has proven the theorem that there’s someone (or something) for everyone…

Heather • You cant make a good dinosaur screwing joke without mentioning this author. Apparently she has a whole series of books of dino erotica.

Uh, guys, be warned: this is a tale of "beast sex." Apparently.

Uh, guys, be warned: this is a tale of “beast sex.” Apparently.

I hope you guys know me well enough by now to know that I am an open-minded sort, especially when it comes to one of my not-so-secret loves, romance novels. But I’m having a smidge of trouble with this one. Maybe if it were, like, a were-t-rex or something and, like, shifted into a tiny-armed man before it had sex with her, I could be ok with it.

Just in case you still have your doubts, like I do, here is one of the Amazon reviews:

It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex. If, like me, you have found it increasingly difficult to satisfy your need to recount old times, then this literary masterpiece is for you. No other author has truly been able to both arouse and entice my intense desire to mate with a T-Rex as accurately and successfully as Christie Sims. I would not be surprised if this book outsells the Bible and brings about a new age of literary enlightenment.

There you go.

So. Autumn lanterns.

TheSwede • For some reason I read “Autumn Lasers” .. now I’m sort of disappointed. :p

Well fuck. Lasers would have totally been better.

Kelly724 • That’s cool that lanterns were going to be your thing. A few years ago, I decided that flowers were going to be my backyard thing. I got a butt load of them from Home Depot. Then they died. I was all, “WTF?” and my husband was all, “you need to plant them in a ground or pot or something. And water them” And then I said, “oh,” and just threw them away and made a margarita. That’s my thing now.

We must be kindred spirits because this is almost exactly how I garden. Except I drink gin. And I occasionally pour some on my plants and slur, “Heerrrrree little planties! Have a drinkiepooooooo!” *belch*

Alie • I vote dildos instead of pumpkins. Everyone knows penis > squash.

Interesting thought. Martha Stewart Magazine, please note: dildo decor is the future, and the future is coming. (Get it?)

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Pinteste Round-up: Dino Porn
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Readers of Pintester.com leave funny comments, and the Pintester shares them in her weekly round-up post. This week: dino porn and dildos.

19 Comments

  • Caitlin Elliott November 19, 2013 - 11:24 pm Reply

    I can’t help but imagine that the tiny armed person that the t-rex would shift into would be Cee Lo Green… his arms are t-rex like! Oh look what I found when I did a google image search for him…

    • Anonymous for a Reason November 20, 2013 - 12:21 am Reply

      This sexy t-rex thing has endless possibilities. Here’s my contribution.

      • Ali November 25, 2013 - 5:42 pm Reply

        We have a winner. :)

    • Anonymous for a Reason November 20, 2013 - 12:33 am Reply

      Yep, endless possibilities.

    • Anonymous for a Reason November 20, 2013 - 12:42 am Reply

      Last one, I promise.

      • Sandi Boyd November 20, 2013 - 1:28 pm Reply

        Oh my god, I cannot, literally cannot, stop laughing at this one! Just the look on his face with the T-Rex body..oh, my, I can’t see for the tears and my sides hurt from laughing so hard! Granted, I’ve been up since yesterday so I might possibly be punchy…but I really think it’s the picture!

  • Jodee Rose November 20, 2013 - 12:25 am Reply

    I’ll just leave this here… http://www.jamesleffler.com/

  • ChickieD November 20, 2013 - 11:29 am Reply

    Sometimes I feel that the Internet has just made me aware of people I was probably better off not having inside my brain, like the dinosexytimes folks.

    • Catherine November 20, 2013 - 1:03 pm Reply

      Does it worry you that there are people out there that get off on this? It does me.

      • Llama spit November 20, 2013 - 9:17 pm Reply

        I’m not so much worried as suddenly curious about the size of a T-Rex’s wang. Nobody, not even a dino sex person, would want to be eviscerated by one, right? Was it REALLY that disproportionate? This is gonna bug me…

        • Llama spit November 20, 2013 - 9:25 pm Reply
          • Catherine November 21, 2013 - 9:11 am

            The titanosaurus had a 12 foot long penis!?!? I couldn’t watch the video because internet sucks at work, but the subtitle scared me.

          • Llama spit November 21, 2013 - 5:58 pm

            The link has multiple videos and will tell you everything you never wanted to know about dinosaur sex. Also, there’s a clip of elephants having sex. I will never unsee that.

          • Llama spit November 21, 2013 - 6:00 pm
          • Catherine November 22, 2013 - 9:41 am

            At least they both look happy.

        • Catherine November 21, 2013 - 9:10 am Reply

          Maybe it’s like his arms? I’ve got a big head and small arms (but maybe he didn’t mean that head).

  • Alie November 20, 2013 - 11:53 am Reply

    I would so agree to a 3-way with Tennant-Rex and Cumber-asaurus.

    • Sandi Boyd November 20, 2013 - 1:23 pm Reply

      oh my…the dreams I shall have tonight!

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