I’m back bitches.
And it’s time to tie a fuckin’ head scarf because it’s cute and I want to be cute. Let’s do it.
Mostly I was hoping this would work because it’s been long days since I’ve washed my hair, and I’m pretty much down to wearing hoodies with the hoods up and, you know, covering my scalp with my hands and screaming whenever anyone catches a glimpse. Head scarf sounds like a better option, neh?
I even found a scarf that looked all retro and fun.
Alas, things started to go wrong quite early on in the process. I didn’t even manage to get through the “tie” step.
And it was really downhill from there.
Also, I would like to add here that it’s really hard to tie a scarf with one hand, take selfies with the other hand, and somehow artfully crop out the hair and dirty laundry from your unclean bathroom all at the same time. Talent. I haz it.
Except the scarf refused to stay up at all, and then I failed to get the next selfie in any sort of decent focus. Womp womp.
I can’t give up after just one try though, so I gave it a good old second chance. I have to say, the second time wasn’t much better than the first time, but I did manage to approximate the mechanics. (We’re still talking about head scarves here, guys, not the story of my first time… although there are similarities, I admit.)
Anyway, see for yourself.