Seriously, though, I understand you’re going to be pissed about some stuff on my site.
If you don’t like my language… Well, you can pretty much fuck off. No one’s forcing you to read it.
If you don’t like that I substituted ingredients… How ’bout send me the right ingredients, because I obviously don’t have them. Here’s my address. Fill my box. I dare ya.
4711 Hope Valley Rd Ste 4F
Durham, NC 27707
If you don’t like that this is a humor blog… Um, go read a different blog, duh.
If you don’t like my politics… Tough titties. Not sure what to tell you. I don’t like your politics either, if we’re being honest.
If you think the recipe/craft/whatever got messed up because I did it wrong… DING DING DING. You’re right. It’s me. It’s not the tutorial. It’s me. Therein lies the magic of this blog.
If you don’t like my stupid face… Well, that’s acceptable. But keep it to yourself, if you please. I have a delicate psyche.