If vacuuming drunk isn't a thing, it's about to be, because it's 2:30, my chores aren't done ...

Some days, like Tuesday and Wednesday of this week, it's really all I can do to film a stupid video ...

You guys have been asking me to do this one for over a year now, I think, but it involves fire ...

Sigh, it's a craft day, and you guys know how I feel about crafts, don't you? No sir, I don't like them ...