Candy Corn Cocktail and Candy Corn on the Cob

1 Posted by - October 25, 2013 - Food & Drink, Halloween & Autumn, Videos

It’s all about the candy corn today, folks. I’m making a candy corn cocktail and candy corn on the cob. Yep, you read that right.

On a side note, please excuse the weirdness in this video. There are random shots of my dog’s butt and some J.J. Abrams-esque lensflares going on, plus I’m still sort of sick so my voice sounds weird(er than usual). Umm, I’m really making you want to watch it, huh? Proceed. (If you can’t see the video, click here.)

Candy corn cocktail
Candy corn on the cob


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Candy Corn Cocktail and Candy Corn on the Cob
Candy Corn Cocktail and Candy Corn on the Cob

It's all about the candy corn. Pintester tests out a candy corn cocktail and makes candy corn on the cob.


  • Shila Gillotte October 25, 2013 - 1:12 pm Reply

    “Brand X nasty candy corn”, she says. As opposed to brand *name* nasty candy corn. It is all nasty. I am heartened to hear vodka improves it, as vodka does improve most things. (For everything else, there’s bacon.)

    • Sandi Boyd October 25, 2013 - 2:13 pm Reply


    • Brittany Lynne Borden October 26, 2013 - 2:48 pm Reply

      Bacon flavored vodka, though? Not so much

      • MrsBox October 27, 2013 - 3:03 am Reply

        Clearly you’ve never had maple bacon vodka. It is amazing.

  • Niki517 October 25, 2013 - 1:28 pm Reply

    I love that there’s dog hair in your foodstuffs too. It’s unavoidable in my house.

  • Ashley Chesson October 25, 2013 - 1:44 pm Reply

    Vodka infused with jolly ranchers = same idea but better because it completely dissolves. Also bring back some bad flashbacks of blackoutflashbacks so maybe stay away from this. *shivers in corner*

    • ChickieD October 25, 2013 - 4:00 pm Reply

      Jolly Ranchers was the big thing when I was in 6th grade and really unpopular. Now every time I eat a Jolly Rancher it tastes like rejection.

    • ThetaSigma October 25, 2013 - 10:02 pm Reply

      Jolly ranchers makes me think of this rather messed-up sex-obsessed guy (moreso than usual!) who nonetheless was actually really sweet once you got past the fact that he was kinda weird. But yeah, he loved the urban legend about cunnilingus involving jolly ranchers. I still twitch when I think of it.

      • DigitalChick October 27, 2013 - 9:20 pm Reply

        Ummm… what is that urban legend? Do tell…

        • ThetaSigma October 28, 2013 - 10:50 pm Reply

          Basically, a guy decides to ‘spice up’ cunnilingus by using a Jolly Rancher as a sorta flavored sex toy. It gets smaller and disappears into her vagina, causing all sorts of panic and a yeast infection. He added more and more grisly details each time, but that’s the gist of it.

  • libraryofbird October 25, 2013 - 2:13 pm Reply

    I’m going to try the vodka this weekend for a party. But to my real point: your face is fucking flawless and I need to know what make you use because damn.

    • Pintester October 25, 2013 - 2:18 pm Reply

      Aw, shucks. Thanks! Here’s the tutorial I use: I do use the concealer and mascara she recommends but I use different bronzer and blush because I already had summa dat and I was too cheap to buy new. For the video, I also lined my upper lid with some black eyeshadow using a wet angle brush and filled in my eyebrows with a little brown eyeshadow.

    • ThetaSigma October 25, 2013 - 10:00 pm Reply

      I’m gonna agree 100%. (it’s very distracting, I had to watch the video twice to follow what happened!)

  • Ashley Chesson October 25, 2013 - 2:19 pm Reply

    hate to spam, but i turned on cc accidentally and this happened and it needs to be shared.

    • Dani October 25, 2013 - 5:52 pm Reply

      Its so much more hilarious with the closed captions on. I got “I guess I have to try this because Prime Minister and I’m a different thing”

      • Tony October 28, 2013 - 4:27 pm Reply

        I got “Jim Pacino seen a ghost.”

  • Kelly724 October 25, 2013 - 2:34 pm Reply

    At least your martini didn’t jizz all over you this week.
    I like cookie dough, and I’m one of the rare people that likes candy corn, but I don’t think even I could handle that. My teeth hurt just from watching you. While I was eating candy corn.

  • Jennifer Bickford October 25, 2013 - 2:41 pm Reply

    I’ve seen that candy corn corn on the cob before and never considered you were actually supposed to eat it. I guess it makes sense since it’s made out of food but…yah…you are braver than me.

  • Ali October 25, 2013 - 6:39 pm Reply

    Am I the only one who thought “diseased penis” when the head of the candy corn thing fell off?

    • ThetaSigma October 25, 2013 - 9:59 pm Reply

      Dunno, but now that you’ve said it, I can’t unsee it!

  • ThetaSigma October 25, 2013 - 9:58 pm Reply

    I actually LIKE raw cookie dough and candy corn, and I still have no freaking idea why on earth I am supposed to make food that is easy to eat look like food that is not easy and rather messy to eat, in a way that is an absolute pain in the ass. I mean, I’m not skilled, at all, in most things, and my candy corn on a cob would look like a diseased smile — full of gaps and crooked shit! But once my stupid kidneys heal, I am totally gonna go infuse some vodka and drink that shit. Yum. (I’d do it now, but apparently, when your kidneys are going lolnope and not working right, drinking is a dumb thing to do and will only make healing slower!)

  • MarBox October 27, 2013 - 3:01 am Reply

    Disappointed Sonja. You clearly made a cookie dough wang, and no mention of it?
    On another note, anything and vodka tastes pretty good.

    • MrsBox October 27, 2013 - 3:04 am Reply

      Side note:not a martini, no vermouth.

  • Trystan October 28, 2013 - 9:49 am Reply

    you broke the head off of the candy corn penis! oh nooooooooo

  • Rebecca Amos October 28, 2013 - 3:34 pm Reply

    Dear Lord WHY would you ruin perfectly good cookie dough with sugary candle wax?

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  • krazyangel November 7, 2013 - 7:10 pm Reply

    i watched this while consuming(ish) a candy corn lolly. yes I said lolly.

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