Let’s talk about low standards. Let’s talk about how Pinterest quotes teach you that low standards are kind of ok. Let’s talk about how Pinterest quotes teach you that low standards aren’t actually low standards at all and you’re really a very difficult person, you bitchface.
Girl, if you are a bitchface, I sympathize, because I am a bitchface too sometimes, but lowering your standards to the point that all you’re looking for is someone who can put up with you? Well. Let’s work on that, shall we?
Still, I know I can be difficult…
(Nothing like a fart joke to lighten things up, huh?)