I wrote some Christmas carols for you guys, because I was so inspired after my Carol a Day project in December (which you can see here). It’s me, though, so please be warned these songs are irreverent and contain many a swear word. Also, I’m singing, so there’s that. Merry Christmas to all (um, except those of you who don’t celebrate it), and I hope you survive the holidays more or less intact. (Click here if you can’t see the video!)
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OH Sonia!!! I had just taken a hot mouthful of tea when “sacknuts” started….. held my hands over my mouth til it ended to keep the tea off my keyboard… Merry Christmas!
Finally, carols I wouldn’t mind hearing starting November 1st. I’m going to be singing “you big stupid fuck” all day.
lol, I like the last one best!
Love it! Merry Christmas to you, too! As usual, you did not disappoint. Now I’ve got that last song stuck in my head. Is it inappropriate for HR to be singing that at work???
That was fabulous. Loved it. Thanks for the awesomeness that just flowed from your face! Merry Christmas! 😀
That…was…beautiful. Merry Christmas to you!
I’ll have you know when you sang how the booze will help us make do, I toasted you with my coffee with whipped cream and spiked with vanilla vodka.
Yes, Ma’am!
We were watching this, and Neve started going, “Hey Auntie! HEY AUNTIE!” She thought it was Skype. I had to explain about YouTube. I enjoyed your carols. Neve doesn’t like anybody’s singing unless you’re a Disney princess.
Loved them!!!
Awesome! I have finally found some carols I like! I thought this day would never come… ha!
Thank you! Just what I needed after idiotic last minute shoppers turned a 40 minute commute into two hours of torture this evening. Your carols just might have saved my Christmas spirit…at least enough to not bite someone’s head off anyway.
A coworker of mine brought her I Pod to work for Christmas cheer however, she kept the damn thing on repeat and played the same song everyday for 8 hours. This has gone on since Thanksgiving. I’m not kidding. Today I attempted to “fix” her I Pod. I couldn’t take the country version of “Away I A Manger” anymore. With your amusing renditions of my favorite Christmas carols, you have heroically save my sanity this season. Thank You!
You were subjected to the country version of Away in a Manger every day all day for nearly a month and didn’t complain to HR? Or murder your coworker? Seriously? Not even a break with another song? The same song for 8 hours straight??? I’d disappear her iPod.
Once again, I think I love you.
That was amazing. Best. Carols. Ever.
This is the first year I could legally drink my way through the holidays, and I must say I think this was the best Christmas ever… Probably because I don’t remember most of it…
Okay, these really made me laugh! But then I’ve been told I have a sick sense of humour.