Copycat Chick-fil-A Nuggets

2 Posted by - September 14, 2012 - Food & Drink

Guys, I had to stop going to Chick-fil-A.

It’s not that I’m denying anyone the right to free speech. The CEO of Chick-fil-A totally has the constitutional right to alienate a large proportion of his patrons by being a gay-hating douche-monger. But I’m not going to give him my money so he can give it to gay-hating douche-mongering organizations. Hell to the no.

My little problem is that Chick-fil-A nuggets are freakin’ delicious. So, I decided to make them myself.

It’s pretty much standard fried chicken, except the flour mixture has powdered sugar and a shit-ton of salt in it. Now you know the secret: sweet, salty cock.

(Yeah, I went there. I already offended the anti-gay people, so I might as well offend the anti-alternate-word-for-penis people, too. Oh wait. They’re probably the same. Nevermind.)

The most time-consuming part is cutting up all the chicken. Oh my God you guys. I had cock in my hands for like an hour.

Also, there was not enough flour mixture to cover everything, so I did the last third of these with just plain flour. Oops. There is definitely a flavor difference. The ones with salt and sugar were far superior to the plain flour ones.

Guys, I hate frying stuff. There is hot oil and it splatters and I get nervous and screechy and it’s just not a good thing. So I made my husband fry these. But I still wore my awesome apron anyway (speaking of cock).

Italy souvenir from the inestimable Skye

(And there go the anti-nude-art people and the anti-tasteless-souvenirs people. Who else can I offend?)

They came out looking pretty good!

Ok, fine, they don’t really look like Chick-fil-A nuggets, but that’s probably because they’re not. They taste pretty similar, but not exactly the same. So I’m thinking we probably shouldn’t call them Chick-fil-A nuggets. What should we call them instead?

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(I’m on a roll, guys. Somebody stop me.)

While you’re thinking about that, I also made the sauce. It turned kind of brown and gross-looking and was not my favorite thing, so I would recommend buying your sweet and sour sauce already made.

(Fuck! The anti-store-bought-sauce people just flipped me the bird as they took their candy thermometers and went home.)

In conclusion, I like cock, even if Chick-fil-A doesn’t.

(Wait! You’re unsubscribing because you don’t agree with my politics? I’m pretty sure you’re oppressing my freedom of speech! Commie.)


  • KyVWgal September 14, 2012 - 8:19 am Reply

    OMG! You are hysterical. I’m sending this to everyone I know. Love it.~Kerry

  • chewnibblenoshblog September 14, 2012 - 8:19 am Reply

    You made my morning. 

  • JoAnnRice September 14, 2012 - 8:19 am Reply


  • nstorey September 14, 2012 - 8:24 am Reply

    i could give a shit less what ur views are….ur freakin hilarious!!! thanks for the laugh! n I like the sweet and salty cock!! hahahahahaha!!

  • traceyg1000 September 14, 2012 - 8:34 am Reply

    Being a Canadian, it is almost impossible to offend me, and we don’t have Chik-fil-A in Canada, so we don’t know what we’re missing!  Guess you’ll find someone to really piss off today, just not this apologetic Canuck.  And for what it’s worth, the cocky bird looks right tasty.

    • hdub September 14, 2012 - 8:34 am Reply

      traceyg1000 I love canucks!

  • hdub September 14, 2012 - 8:34 am Reply

    We are meant to be bff’s!! I too love cock and refuse to eat at chick-fil-a now! BFF’s unite!!

  • EliesaPrettelt September 14, 2012 - 8:34 am Reply

    I just peed myself a little laughing – sweet and salty cock… Love the apron! 

  • AnnetteJaehn September 14, 2012 - 8:34 am Reply

    Freaking hilarious.  Thanks for starting my day with some cock.

  • msfourtune September 14, 2012 - 8:46 am Reply

    I would love to make some sweet, salty cock nuggets myself, but I, too, have a fear of deep frying!

  • MichelleGilliland September 14, 2012 - 8:46 am Reply

    Ha!  The problem is that you didn’t add the MSG!  I’m sure yours were better.  

  • CherylBaryo September 14, 2012 - 8:51 am Reply

    Brilliant! Thank you. 

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  • ShellyMeyer September 14, 2012 - 9:01 am Reply

    I have never had chick-whatever, we don’t have them around here. That being said, I do love me some sweet, salty cock and I love the gays! So, you just improved my morning immensely. (It was off to a pretty rocky start, being the morning and all)

  • Jenn N September 14, 2012 - 9:01 am Reply

    this was absolutely your best post yet!  LOVED IT!! 🙂

  • LizMcPhaul September 14, 2012 - 9:06 am Reply

    Hilarious!!!!!  Made my Friday (FryDay?)  :))

  • alarmsphotography September 14, 2012 - 9:11 am Reply

    Best Post EVER!

  • abcdefghijadzia September 14, 2012 - 9:21 am Reply

    I love this post.

  • posdata September 14, 2012 - 9:21 am Reply

    day made and its barely 8:15am!

  • deneenca September 14, 2012 - 9:21 am Reply

    hahahaha! good one for a FRY-day! what can you come up with for a WINEsday? xoxod

  • bethanymeyer September 14, 2012 - 9:21 am Reply

    I effing loved this post. I tried making a chick-fil-gay chicken sandwich and it was pretty tasty! A little too salty but it was close to the real thing. 

  • ShelleyinsoIL September 14, 2012 - 9:21 am Reply

    You are so awesome!  I love your bold use of the word COCK!  I happen to like cock.  Crispy, fried, salty cock.  Keep on testing!

  • Heather_R September 14, 2012 - 9:31 am Reply

    Love it, great apron! 

  • thequeenofseaford September 14, 2012 - 9:31 am Reply

    I have been reading you through my Google reader.  I too will no longer go to Chik-fil-A.   Will add your blog to my blog’s sidebar.  (forgot to do that earlier).  Your apron is wonderful.  Love your posts, go forth and test more pins!

  • Kristine411 September 14, 2012 - 9:31 am Reply

    Those look delicious. AND I love your apron! My mom brought me back one from Germany, it’s a girl wearing lederhosen with GIANT boobs and the strap of the lederhosen just cover her nipples. I wear it whenever I cook when we have guests over.

  • rfoust September 14, 2012 - 9:36 am Reply

    Most fucking hilarious blog post ever.  You win the internet!

  • beccahmac September 14, 2012 - 9:36 am Reply

    Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning. I was a little worried about your ominous FB post yesterday. And yes – I like cock and the gays!

  • JMill September 14, 2012 - 9:41 am Reply

    Thanks for putting yourself (and your apron’s self) out there. I’ve been blogging about what I care about (sometimes political) and getting some flack for it. Its nice to see you go so brazenly where you may be ridiculed. And doing it with nuggets  of cock 🙂

  • kittenlamieux September 14, 2012 - 9:51 am Reply

    I can’t wait to put your sweet,salty cock nuggets in my mouth! Thanks for the recipe, I am sharing this with the Fam fo sho.

  • ThePintester September 14, 2012 - 10:01 am Reply

    @josefm7 Thanks for the share!

  • fabulouslyclever September 14, 2012 - 10:01 am Reply

    That was cocksome!!  Made my morning.  Thanks!!Dawn @ fabulously clever

  • RaleighRoxStar September 14, 2012 - 10:06 am Reply

    Funny and irreverent. Love it. And isn’t everything delicious chocked full of salt and sugar? ARGH. Sugar is the devil. The tasty, delicious, hip-expanding devil.

  • Issui September 14, 2012 - 10:06 am Reply

    I used to like you. Now I love you. Please have my babies!

  • ms mur September 14, 2012 - 10:21 am Reply

    You seem to handle cock well. Getting in there and not stopping until the job is done. Hilarious! Much love to you for only sugar coating the cock and not your opinions!

  • Tiffair September 14, 2012 - 10:21 am Reply

    My favorite post so far! Thanks! You are hilarious.

  • GraveDancer40 September 14, 2012 - 10:31 am Reply

    HIGHlarious!! Also, thank you so much for trying this one! I live in cold, snowy Canada but my best friend is American and she introduced me to Chick-Fil-A nuggets, got me addicted and then went and boycotted the place (not that I blame her at all, gay marriage has been legal for a decade here, we are yet to start marrying our dogs…although I found a pair of shoes yesterday I’d consider marrying but that’s a different story). Anyway, long story short, I can now have my nuggets again.

  • GraveDancer40 September 14, 2012 - 10:36 am Reply

    Also, I’d love you forever if you’d attempt this one…

  • richak921 September 14, 2012 - 10:51 am Reply

    HA.  I just have one thing to say… 69% vote Sweet, salty cock nuggets at this moment in time.

  • YourRacingBelle September 14, 2012 - 11:01 am Reply

    @GraveDancer40 Well that’s an interesting take and I have been craving them lately (standing strong!) but…how healthy?

    • GraveDancer40 September 14, 2012 - 11:01 am Reply

      @YourRacingBelle Well they’re thrown in flower, sugar and salt and then fried so…

    • GraveDancer40 September 14, 2012 - 11:06 am Reply

      @YourRacingBelle Well they’re thrown in flour, sugar and salt and then fried so…

      • YourRacingBelle September 14, 2012 - 11:06 am Reply

        @GraveDancer40 Hahahaha…so negative.

        • GraveDancer40 September 14, 2012 - 11:06 am Reply

          @YourRacingBelle But a fun idea for a cheat day!

  • LyndsayW September 14, 2012 - 11:01 am Reply

    That looks DELICIOUS! It actually looks more appetizing than Chick-Fil-A nuggets.  

  • pandamallen September 14, 2012 - 11:06 am Reply

    HELL TO THE YEAH! This makes me admire you even more!

  • Leauxra September 14, 2012 - 11:11 am Reply

    I am terrified of frying things.  I caught some oil on fire once, and calmly walked around the kitchen looking for baking soda to put it out with the flames burning the cobwebs on the ceiling (don’t judge), FINALLY found the baking soda, put out the fire, and THEN proceeded to have a panic attack.  Now I avoid bubbling oil at all costs.  But I do miss me some Chik-fil-A nuggets.  Yours look awesome.  Someone on another site suggested soaking the chicken in picklejuice before breading them to get that zing.  Maybe I should finally try to fry something again.  Outside.  With no trees within 100 feet and on non-flammable gravel.

  • RaleighRoxStar September 14, 2012 - 11:16 am Reply

    I’m so glad to know I’m not alone in my long-held fear of frying things. It’s just plain dangerous and should be strictly reserved for professionals i.e. my husband and son. 😉

  • SamanthaTorres1 September 14, 2012 - 11:21 am Reply

    Will you marry me? Oh wait we are both women, Chic-Fil-A would not approve! And besides I am already married and I prefer sweet, salty cock and not tacos soooo. Anyway, I totally support gay rights and I have to say this was your BEST post ever!! I was laughing so hard everyone in Village Inn was staring at me (I should really learn not to read your posts while in public). The part where you said: “Now you know the secret: sweet, salty cock.(Yeah, I went there. I already offended the anti-gay people, so I might as well offend the anti-alternate-word-for-penis people, too.”I am still laughing as I type……think I better leave the restaurant before they kick me out and tell me not to come back…..Oh and where did you get that apron??? I MUST have one!

  • Skaffinator September 14, 2012 - 11:26 am Reply

    You’re fucking awesome.

  • ChristyManzanares September 14, 2012 - 11:31 am Reply

    i love you – you may LOVE this chick.  I do –”chick-fil-gay” sandwich!

  • JulieFroese September 14, 2012 - 11:41 am Reply

    Just when I thought I couldn’t love this blog more…  You. Are. Awesome.

  • HollieSwofford September 14, 2012 - 12:01 pm Reply

    I SO want to see the version that Robbie thought was too offensive 🙂  Loved this.

  • CD928 September 14, 2012 - 12:16 pm Reply

    I love your blog. But one question; If someone unsubscribes from your feed because they don’t agree with your views they are “oppressing your freedom of speech! Commie”, but aren’t you doing the same to Chick-Fil-A for boycotting their views on Gay marriage? I am pretty sure you both make money. Not that I am against Gay marriage. I don’t care who anyone marries, marry your dog for all I care (but that would have to be free of sex, because that is bestiality and just gross). Just sayin’, If you can have your views why can’t other people have theirs? 

    • chickieD September 14, 2012 - 12:16 pm Reply

      CD928 I don’t think she said she had a problem with Dan Cathay expressing his point of view. She said she wouldn’t support his point of view with her money. I think the part where if you unsubscribe you are a Commie is what we like to call *sarcasm*.

      • CD928 September 14, 2012 - 12:31 pm Reply

        chickieD CD928 I got the sarcasm. I was just saying she is also a commie for not supporting with her money. It is a two way street. Not trying to start a huge debate here.I will still buy the real thing, that doesn’t make me anti-gay, I also still shop at target (who support gay marriage).

        • Pintester September 14, 2012 - 12:36 pm Reply

          Face. Palm.

        • PiperAlexander September 14, 2012 - 1:16 pm Reply

          CD928 chickieD Clearly you don’t get sarcasm. You should work on that.

        • Christine G September 14, 2012 - 11:41 pm Reply

          @CD928 “I dunno think that word means what you think it means”… ‘commie’ would be her standing in line for bread, ‘capitalist’ is her decision to chose where her money is spent, for any reason. Politics and religion aside, chick-fil-a as a corporation chose to spend their big bags of money on supporting hateful and destructive policies both here and internationaly. I use my capitalist powers

        • Christine G September 14, 2012 - 11:41 pm Reply

          …elsewhere for awesome! /rant On with the Pins!!

    • Doctor Tarr September 15, 2012 - 8:41 am Reply

      CD928 No.  She clearly said she has stopped giving money to Chick-Fil-A not because of the comments but because they give millions of dollars to organizations that want to, among other things, outlaw gay marriage.  If I give money to Chick-Fil-A then MY money is funding those organizations, too.  If I do not want to fund them, then I have no choice but to not give any money to Chick-Fil-A.  Get it?  Their money comes from the customers.She then made fun of people like you who don’t get it and keep insisting it is about what he said, not what he does.  That’s the sarcasm, which you didn’t get.

  • jenndaww September 14, 2012 - 12:16 pm Reply

    And with this one post, you got yourself a new fan for life.

  • chickieD September 14, 2012 - 12:26 pm Reply

    I think Chik-fil-a uses peanut oil for frying. I’ve had a hard time finding it recently in stores, I’m not sure why.

    • dcqtpi September 17, 2012 - 3:16 pm Reply

      chickieD Maybe it’s because it has the word “NUT” in it. LOL Sorry, i had to.

  • Aunt Peaches September 14, 2012 - 12:31 pm Reply

    This is amazing. I have never wanted fried chicken so badly in all my life!

  • momofmanymaleyoungsters September 14, 2012 - 12:56 pm Reply

    And now I love you more than ever.

  • ericaslens September 14, 2012 - 1:11 pm Reply

    I fucking love you. You’re my hero. I’m a vegetarian, but I’m sharing this with everyone I know.

  • PiperAlexander September 14, 2012 - 1:16 pm Reply

    I have a boner for you now.

  • Andyouknow September 14, 2012 - 1:21 pm Reply

    I want to vote for Gay Fil A, but I would also like to vote to not vote just because that amuses me.

  • Buss6072 September 14, 2012 - 1:31 pm Reply

    I dont agree with your politics, but you are still freaking hilarious!!!!  LOL  Thanks for all of the testing you do!!!

  • ___leah September 14, 2012 - 2:31 pm Reply

    I am pretty sure we’re on the same page. And you look like the seks in that apron. 

  • JuliaHefner September 14, 2012 - 3:21 pm Reply

    Did we just become best friends?!?

  • JayKerr September 14, 2012 - 4:01 pm Reply

    OMG, I always read blogs but never comment… Today I must make an exception to just tell you I fucking love you! That is all.

  • Seahana12 September 14, 2012 - 4:01 pm Reply

    I. Love. You! Being a follower of your blog, when I saw the warning yesterday I just figured you completely annihilated the recipe and there would be yet another funny read that all the “follow-the-recipe-and-you-wouldn’t-fuck-up” people would hate. This was a FANTASTIC surprise! Kudos to you for standing up for what you believe in (I no longer eat Chick-Fil-Hate either) and not being afraid to shout it from the rooftops. And honestly, I wouldn’t be all that heartbroken if you were “unfollowed” by the type of person who would be offended by that part of this post if I were you either. There seems to be some major confusion over the difference between attacking someone’s freedom of speech and choosing not to give your money to a company that donates to organizations you don’t agree with. But I digress….Thank you so much for testing this recipe! I’m not much for frying, myself – but these may be worth it!

    • Seahana12 September 14, 2012 - 4:06 pm Reply

      Oh…and I want that damn apron.

  • CathyMcHaleAlbano September 14, 2012 - 5:21 pm Reply

    Just started reading your blog. This post will keep me here. Hilarious!

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  • chasermeg September 14, 2012 - 5:41 pm Reply

    Of course, I come look at your blog to see this hilarious post, and go to comment and see that there are 69 comments. How fitting!Anyway, hilarious shite here. 

  • Katzabetch September 14, 2012 - 5:41 pm Reply

    PS, 69% of readers chose sweet and salty cock nuggets.  I thought that was an appropriate percentage…

  • PinterestJunkie September 14, 2012 - 6:06 pm Reply

    LOL… awesome.  

  • StephanieEinaphets September 14, 2012 - 6:06 pm Reply

    I usually love your posts. Actually I love ALL your posts… Except this one. Not a huge fan. Didn’t like the naked picture art. That is all. Probably doesn’t matter too much 🙂 But I thought I would say something. I have to draw the line somewhere! 

  • HJack September 14, 2012 - 6:26 pm Reply

    I was not expecting a penis apron, but I love it! It makes my sorta frilly Anthropologie apron look like mean girl Regina to your Lindsey Lo. And Mean Girls Lindsey was the best!

  • AllieKozak September 14, 2012 - 6:51 pm Reply

    I believe you offended vegetarians, vegans, and gluten-free people as well.  Two thumbs up!

  • JessicaBlackwell September 14, 2012 - 9:41 pm Reply

    Buy some scissors and make them “Kitchen ONLY” and cut up chicken with them. It’s super fast.

  • Yakityyak2 September 14, 2012 - 11:36 pm Reply

    I love you, I honestly love you…

  • Yakityyak2 September 14, 2012 - 11:41 pm Reply

    I love you, I honestly love you…

  • Anabanana37 September 15, 2012 - 12:06 am Reply

     I too love you also. Youre super duper as I have mentioned before. Thank you. P.S. I voted for Buttsecks. Just because I’m partial to your spelling choice. *insert cheesy thumbs up here because no one gives people the tumbs up anymore*Accept the lady 3 comments below mine…but I dont feel like deleting my comment so I’ll just continue writing to justify my stupidity. P.S.S I made my comment italicized just to look fancy and the option was provided to me. Thank you very much for that.

  • skyesblue September 15, 2012 - 12:21 am Reply

    I’m so so pleased my gift has made the big time  🙂

  • renlish September 15, 2012 - 5:36 am Reply

    That apron. I need it in my life. Now.  Oh, and you rock. 😉

  • kristin78 September 15, 2012 - 6:41 am Reply

    This may be one of my all-time favorite posts!!  I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit.  I love that you don’t worry about offending people (or if you do worry about it you don’t let it censor your writing)!!! 

  • QueSarah September 15, 2012 - 7:36 am Reply

    This may be my favorite thing you have ever posted. Love the apron and cock nuggets. This was outstanding.

  • ThePintester September 15, 2012 - 8:31 am Reply

    @brandylafleur Thanks for the share!

    • BrandyLaFleur September 15, 2012 - 9:11 am Reply

      @ThePintester Thanks for being hilarious & being my go-to blog on those “shoot me in tha face” days!!!

  • Doctor Tarr September 15, 2012 - 8:36 am Reply

    What offends me is your use of the term “cock” when you are cooking hens.  Hens, not roosters.  I know it’s a little counterintuitive, because you’d think nuggets would come from boy chickens, but these are the breasts of girl chickens.

    • dcqtpi September 17, 2012 - 3:11 pm Reply

      Doctor Tarr That is an awesome comment.

  • TaraLynnRichardson September 15, 2012 - 9:46 am Reply

    I’ve been making the Copycat Chick-Fil-A sandwiches for a while because: A) we don’t have Chick-Fil-A in Michigan, and B) I don’t agree with the CEO using money earned to support his anti-gay agenda… but the sandwiches are A-MAZ-ING. The secret is soaking the chicken breasts in dill pickle juice for about an hour or two before you put them in the flour mixture and fry them. My husband said they are almost exact! I got the recipe from another blog I love, Hilah Cooking (found here: Check it out, and I’m sure you will enjoy! 🙂 She also has a recipe for the sauce! :-)P.S. Check out the pin of my Chick-Fil-A copycat I made on my board:

  • BeckyVogt September 15, 2012 - 12:41 pm Reply

    Love your blogs, you are beyond awesome! This is my #1, and if people don’t like your opinion? Well, joke ’em if they can’t take a f*ck. 

  • bheath91 September 15, 2012 - 2:46 pm Reply

    You need to fry them in more oil. You pan fried them here. Deep fry them and they will look/taste more similar. And it helps if you use peanut oil. I have made these before and the “chic-fil-a sauce” too. Just a friendly suggestion from a loyal culinary graduate pinteste. ;D

  • SarahKruse September 15, 2012 - 3:41 pm Reply

    This is definitely your best post to date! You should offend more people more often.

  • ilovebaking September 15, 2012 - 6:26 pm Reply

    Your choice of language is repulsive and uneducated. Lose the prideful attitude, woman.

  • lemonfloorwax September 15, 2012 - 6:26 pm Reply

    I’ve read all your entries before, but never commented. I had to comment on this one. THANK YOU. My kids are going into CFA nugget withdrawal. They’re old enough to understand WHY we don’t eat there, but it doesn’t stop them from asking me weekly if CFA has changed their minds yet.Rock out with your cock out!

  • DigitalChick September 15, 2012 - 10:01 pm Reply

    Oh my god! This is the funniest, most poignant thing I’ve read in a long time. Thank you!

  • nelltje September 15, 2012 - 10:46 pm Reply

    Hilarious and awesome! I officially love you.

  • Simplegal1031 September 16, 2012 - 7:41 am Reply

    Sorry you went there. Loved your site but your unnecessary language lost me. But, hey…free speech, right?

    • renlish September 16, 2012 - 10:26 am Reply

      Simplegal1031 You do know that a cock is a boy chicken, yes?  But sure, free speech allows people to take offense at silly blog posts that make a valid point. Discrimination sucks more than unnecessary language.

    • BeckyVogt September 17, 2012 - 8:01 am Reply

      Simplegal1031 Who’s to say it’s unnecessary? 

  • morganjohnsondoyle September 16, 2012 - 10:26 am Reply

    love this post. an appropriate, reasoned argument made hilarious with penises. 

  • KatieOhlmann September 16, 2012 - 10:46 am Reply

    Love it!  Fuck em if they can’t take a joke!  I voted for buttsecks because I like them short and sweet

  • AliciaStephania September 16, 2012 - 1:46 pm Reply

    Oh gosh I love this so hard. And just yesterday I was whining about not being able to each Chik-Fil-A.  Problem solved! Now, can you discover/open a Hobby Lobby replica too?

  • jayleareid September 16, 2012 - 2:16 pm Reply

    I pissed myself reading this. And then you wore that apron. Perfection. 

  • caito September 16, 2012 - 9:16 pm Reply

    I’m so making these and telling my husband we’re having sweet and salty cock for supper.

  • MonaRAEbeadscom September 16, 2012 - 9:16 pm Reply

    Hillarious! I’m so glad you “go there!” How about frying them in a wok: call them Cock of the Wok?

  • richardloghinwedding September 16, 2012 - 9:16 pm Reply

    I was laughin so hard i almost the ad at the bottom for free chick fil a coupons!

  • richardloghinwedding September 16, 2012 - 9:16 pm Reply

    I was laughing so hard i almost missed the ad at the bottom for free chick fil a coupons!

  • YooperGal September 17, 2012 - 10:21 am Reply

    You are my new favorite blogger.

  • LindseyTucker September 17, 2012 - 1:31 pm Reply

    DYING of laughter at my desk!

  • LeahRoth September 17, 2012 - 4:01 pm Reply

    Yes Excellent! <3 pinster

  • HeatherWadley September 17, 2012 - 10:16 pm Reply

    So much yes!!! I have been reading your blog forever but I definitely felt compelled to comment on this one. You are my hero and I love you… Please don’t stop being awesome and hilarious! 

  • itstiffanyanne September 17, 2012 - 10:56 pm Reply

    Damn good blog post, woman (meant as an endearing term, I call my kids that too…)! I find myself wishing we were friends!

  • keepmumsane September 18, 2012 - 12:41 am Reply

    ooooooooooooh.. i’m inlove.. you totally rock..cock and all… fall down funny on my tuesday afternoon..I feckin hate tuesdays..

  • Kajab September 18, 2012 - 1:06 am Reply

    i can’t stop laughing – favorite post so far…

  • SusieSparkler September 18, 2012 - 9:36 am Reply

    Pretty sure you and I are sisters separated at birth. Same love of foul language and similar political views. Rock on, my friend.  

  • hserena10 September 18, 2012 - 2:52 pm Reply

    I FUCKING LOVE you. You are my hero!

  • vickigraff September 18, 2012 - 4:21 pm Reply

    Everything about this post is brilliant. Thank you for making gay-loving nuggets. 

  • Mary Elisabeth September 18, 2012 - 8:51 pm Reply

    “Why don’t we call them ‘Tasteicals’?””No, that sounds too much like Tastecicles, the frozen Rocky Mountain Oysters on a stick”I could not help but quote that for this. But you know me and my love of Futurama( well maybe you do).This is awesome and you are hilarious!

    • Heather March 30, 2013 - 6:45 am Reply

      Love me some Futurama!

  • ThePintester September 18, 2012 - 9:41 pm Reply

    @tiliquita12 Thanks for the share!

  • RachelRichardson September 18, 2012 - 9:46 pm Reply

    I just don’t get how none of you see that the owner of CFA was asked on his personal believes about gay marriage. The statement has nothing to do with the company. Just a reminder the people we buy our oil from beheads gays. I love this bog. I would prefer you left your political opinions to your self. I love coming to this bog to get away from politics.

    • lemonfloorwax September 18, 2012 - 10:26 pm Reply

      RachelRichardson *headdesk* She said, right up there: “The CEO of Chick-fil-A totally has the constitutional right to alienate alarge proportion of his patrons by being a gay-hating douche-monger.But I’m not going to give him my money so he can give it to gay-hating douche-mongering organizations. Hell to the no.”CFA donates money (the money they get when people buy their nummy nummy chicken) to organizations that equate homosexuality with pedophilia and organizations that treat homosexulaity as a disease that can be cured through prayer. If you believe that those organizations are great and want your money to go there, then fine, go for it, have fun. I DON’T. I won’t eat at CFA and I’m so glad this recipe was posted. The Pintester has a right to post whatever she wants. Don’t like it? then do what I did when I learned about CFA: LEAVE.And as for the straw man argument that “the people we buy our oil from behead gays”, you’re right, it’s true. I don’t like it and I believe we need to find a better source for our energy.  HOWEVER, most Americans need transportation. My daughter has doctors appointments 30 miles away. I can’t say “Oh, sorry, honey, we can’t go get your legs fixed because oil is made by bad people.” I CAN say “We don’t eat there because they don’t like gay people.” See the difference?Sorry for the length.

      • HeatherWadley September 18, 2012 - 10:56 pm Reply

        lemonfloorwax RachelRichardson Very well said,  Lemonfloorwax lady! Thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking!

      • Pintester September 18, 2012 - 10:56 pm Reply

        lemonfloorwax We don’t apologize for length around here. Girth, maybe. Length, no.

        • lemonfloorwax September 19, 2012 - 8:41 am Reply

          Pintester lemonfloorwax Thanks. *blush* OMGSHETALKEDTOME

      • RachelRichardson September 20, 2012 - 10:37 pm Reply

        lemonfloorwax RachelRichardson  My 1st statement wasn’t to pintester it was to all the people I have read stating he made his statement FOR CFA. 2nd I ASKED for political statements not be put on here. I know she can do what ever she wasn’t. It just never hurts to ASK. 3rd The oil statement is for all there people who block out that but then claims “how dare some one have that belief”. There was never a statement about HATING gays. Opposing gay marriage does NOT make one a gay hater. Pay attention why some one opposes it before you call them a hater. Some one basically belittling another for being gay vs Some one saying do what you want but leave what IS seen at a religious union alone. Now do YOU see the difference.  The better source for oil IS the alaskan pipeline. Im sorry to hear about you daughter and  pray she heals quickly.

        • lemonfloorwax September 20, 2012 - 11:02 pm Reply

          RachelRichardson lemonfloorwax  Your grammar is making it hard for me to understand what you’re trying to get across. Honestly. I’m not being mean; I am telling you that your statements are confusing because of how you are writing them.I never said CFA hated gays. Go back and re-read. I said they don’t like gays. But if we come right down to it, yes, denying people the right to marry based on their sexuality is a form of intolerance (aka hatred). So yes, I believe CFA hates gays.You’re right, it doesn’t hurt to ask. Unless you’re asking for a right that other people have that is denied to you based on your sexuality. *frowny face* Thanks for the prayers. Actually doing something that would fix the problem might take effort, I guess. You can pray up and down until the end of time and it’s not going to change my daughter’s condition. Science will. So let me leave you with a passive aggressive parting shot of my own: I’ll be researching for you. 😉

        • lemonfloorwax September 20, 2012 - 11:07 pm Reply

          RachelRichardson lemonfloorwax Also forgot to mention that as long as marriages can be performed legally by someone other than a religious official, marriage isn’t solely a religious union. Separation of church and state and all that.

  • ChrissySparklesCoombes September 19, 2012 - 4:46 am Reply

    I freaking love you.

  • Pintester September 19, 2012 - 11:01 am Reply

    This post is now irrelevant. YAY!

    • chickieD September 19, 2012 - 11:36 am Reply

      Pintester I was gonna post about it. I am soooo happy!!!! I seriously love Chik-fil-A’s sandwiches and their restaurants, actually. I am really excited the boycott worked. Although i was only boycotting in spirit since i live in New York and there aren’t any here. But when I go down South I am so eating there now. 

      • rfoust September 20, 2012 - 10:12 pm Reply

        EWJLang Pintester aw man 🙁 i thought i was gonna be able to eat mor chikin again.  that sucks ass.

        • chickieD September 21, 2012 - 12:17 pm Reply

          rfoust EWJLang Pintester I know – a friend of mine posted a similar article from the Advocate and I am so sad. Glad I know how to make my chik-fil-gay.

  • RachelKline September 21, 2012 - 5:42 pm Reply

    OMG, I love you.  Someone pinned your test of the strawberries and cream mug cake and I am hooked.  You are hilarious and I just laughed so hard.  😀

  • SamiCakes September 22, 2012 - 10:12 pm Reply

    AMEN Pintester AMEN!  I have definitely removed Chik Fool’s A from regular rotation since that CEO let his mouth spew that stoopid A$$ crap…i’m on this I will be testing this TOMORROW! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

  • JulieBrillMolina September 23, 2012 - 3:52 am Reply

    You are awesome. That’s all. 

  • 10ants September 23, 2012 - 9:17 am Reply

    Pure awesomeness! Please, can we hang out. I’m in Cary and need more friends who swear and have a sense of humor!!!

  • connerzgram September 25, 2012 - 12:32 pm Reply

    OH MY LARRY!  i cannot stop laughing at this – your blog is awesome!  you are totally keeping me from housework!  i flipping LOVE YOU!

  • LauraBlair September 29, 2012 - 9:52 am Reply

    Your blog is brilliant, hilarious, and ballsy! Love it! Also, thanks for fucking up the pins so I don’t have to!

  • heather8709 October 1, 2012 - 11:03 pm Reply

    Love this site! You are just too hilarious, me & you have the same sense of humor & would get along great!

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  • kp95dc15 October 14, 2012 - 11:40 pm Reply

    I was going to follow your blog because it seemed funny then i realize how much of a liberal idiot you are and decided not to….

    • Truffles8761 October 15, 2012 - 11:20 am Reply

      kp95dc15 I know we’re all relieved.

    • adickensyork December 8, 2012 - 9:59 pm Reply

      kp95dc15 How could you possibly assume Liberal from this post?  You cannot.  I couldn’t agree with her more and I’m Libertarian.  I wouldn’t be pointing that idiot-finger around…

      • Toitchynuts March 21, 2014 - 6:48 pm Reply

        Because she has a brain

    • Heather March 30, 2013 - 6:42 am Reply

      And yet, you took the time to snark.

      • Toitchynuts March 21, 2014 - 6:50 pm Reply

        Wow. I love it when idiots post negative comments about some taking the time to post a comment.

        • Heather March 21, 2014 - 7:29 pm Reply

          Well if that’s not the pot calling the kettle black, I don’t know what is!

          • Toitchynuts March 21, 2014 - 7:34 pm

            my point exactly

  • renee012484 October 31, 2012 - 4:57 pm Reply

    @Pintester Try frying them with peanut oil next time. That’s the other chick fil a secret

  • BaileyKnight November 11, 2012 - 10:55 pm Reply

    Love it!

  • LisetteCruz November 20, 2012 - 10:52 pm Reply

    I am literally LOL’ing and I m sure my family (mostly sleeping)  must think Mom is totally losing it!. You are fantastic, I love your blog! I recently had my first pinterest fail (***DO NOT EVER LIGHTLY SAND AN APPLE TO GET THE CARAMEL TO ADHERE, THE APPLE SKIN WEEPS AND CARAMEL WILL SLIDE RIGHT OFF***) and a friend told me about your blog.

  • JamiGranthamHolland November 24, 2012 - 12:12 am Reply

    Your blog is great! Keep up the good work…

  • Kim January 5, 2013 - 12:36 pm Reply

    Those look awesome !! Think ill try it tonight !! Btw, I can’t stop reading your pins, I’m dying over here !!!

  • Anonymous February 1, 2013 - 5:24 pm Reply

    Apparently, and this top secret tip comes form a former employee of aforementioned restaurant, the missing step to making this taste just like the nuggets they make is to brine the chicken in pickle juice before breading and frying. I don’t eat meat or i’d try it myself. But, maybe someone else could give it a go?

  • Missy Reiss June 16, 2013 - 12:41 pm Reply

    You are a RIOT!!!! LOL! My husband is trying your recipe… we’ll let you know how it goes! :

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