There are many scary things about dating. A fart could slip out. You could get spinach in your teeth. Your date could be totally creepy and you could be forced to plan discreet ways to leave your fingerprints all over his car in case he turns out to be a kidnapper who keeps you in the basement to fatten you up until he can use you for his skin coat. You know. Oh, and there’s this.
Except that’s not entirely true…
Have a warm, fuzzy, romantic Sunday everyone.
The scary thing about dating is that you can end chopped up in pieces and buried under a bush.
Or neither. Some couples stay together forever (well, at least until one of them passes away) and never get married.
that was my thought
The scary thing about dating is that annoying teenagers make memes about it.
Trust me guys, the scariest thing is when the mother of the guy you are dating asks you to take her to a strip club
Huh, and I thought only my mother in law did that. Could’ve been worse I guess, at least she only yelled “smile, act like you like your job” at one of the strippers. Not enough beer or therapy in the world to ever get over that.
I really like the photograph. Caption could read, “The scary thing about dating is that some weird chick might squash your head while attempting to make out with you awkwardly.”
Or that she could fall forwards and have her head land on his jingleberries. Nobody wants bruised jingleberries.
The scary thing about dating is women who think not asking them for a second date is breaking up.
No – the scary thing about dating is that you could find out his penis is the size of a baby carrot. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
OMG, Angie I LOVE YOU! That is the worst! LMFAO!
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is so very awesome, and so very true. I shared your comment on my FB…you are an internet sensation!
The scary thing about dating is trying to figure out whether they are lying about big stuff or small stuff. I mean, of course everyone puts themselves in the best light possible. But when you figure out that when they said they owned their own business it meant they were financially stable and you find out that they haven’t actually done work for money in a long time.. there is a difference. Oh and having to go over all the crappy baggage everyone has.. that sucks. Oh and the std talk before sex.. yeah.. that is akward as heck.