So this afternoon I was searching through Pinterest for a Thanksgiving-themed quote I could snark on when I came across one that I don’t even have to edit at all, and is perfect in its absolute ridiculousness.
Now I realize that at first glance, this doesn’t look that bad. JFK quotes are apropos this Thanksgiving especially, given the 50-year anniversary of his assassination. But guys. Do you see who made this? Do you?
Astroglide personal lubricant. Astroglide personal lubricant wants to remind you to thank people in your life. So, um, thank them by using lots of lube, yeah? That’s probably as good a way as any.
(Why didn’t they hire me to do their marketing? Total missed opportunity there.)

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This is brilliant, given it’s Kennedy.
Ask not what your lube can do for you, but what you can do with your lube!
I guess alcohol isn’t the only social lubricant appropriate for Thanksgiving.