This pin test was originally posted on CraftFail.
What is more adorable than a little kid having good, clean fun? (You’ll groan at the “clean fun” thing in 3, 2, 1…)
Even though it’s less cute when a grown-ass woman spends the better part of the afternoon microwaving bars of soap, it’s still fun. And so I armed myself with said soap and threw that crap in the microwave.
Except when I went to pull it off the wax paper, there was still a core of un-clouded soap in the middle.
So I sort of ended up with a labia-shaped soap cloud.
I decided to microwave the other piece too, and ended up with two clouds. Because anything a cute little kid can do, I can do better.
I was fully willing to sacrifice my bar of soap for this test, having only thought that you make the soap cloud, admire it, pose with it, and then discard it. But no, no people. You can remake your cloud soap into soap bars all over again! It’s the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiife.
You just add a little water and squish those suckers into cookie cutters, then pop them out and let them dry for a few days.
If I’d had a penis-shaped cookie cutter, you know I would have used it for this. (Alright, fine. If I had a penis-shaped cookie cutter, I would only ever use that cookie cutter for anything cookie cutter related, ever.)
In conclusion, soap is fun. But it’s still not that cute for a 30-something lady with no kids to play with it.