Holy moly, people, are there ever things going on this week.
1. Forum contest!
If you start the topic in October that has the most replies, I will send you a t-shirt from the Pintester store! (Your choice of style.) There are no rules, really, except don’t be a vagina about it, ok? If you start a topic and then reply 300 times to yourself, it doesn’t count.
2. Store sale!
Starting today, and going until next Tuesday, October 16 at midnight PST, there is a sale in the Pintester store! Use coupon code PINTESTER15 for 15% off anything! I recommend the apron, even though it doesn’t have a penis on it.
(We are not even a few sentences in to this post yet and I’ve said “vagina” and “penis” already. Can I get a whatwhat?)
3. I have a Tumblr now.
I am told the youths are into the Tumblr. So I have one. To reach the youths. (You all will tell me if I’m doing it wrong, won’t you? I don’t think I’ve quite mastered the art of the Tumblroblrgoblahfablogging yet.)
4. Pictures of the Congratulations On Your Menses greeting card installation!
The winner of the menses card won for this comment:
persephone767 I’d frame it and hang it in my bathroom, so that when I’m having horrible cramps, or maybe just a particularly tough time pooping, I can look at it and be reminded of all the crazy shit you’ve done in the name of pin-science. And it will make my day better just like that *snaps fingers*
True to her word, she has hung that fucking abomination in her bathroom. She even sent pictures. She framed it, with a matte and stuff, guys. Also, her bathroom is super cute.
I think I’m going to put an alarm clock on the back of my toilet seat like hers in case I fall asleep in there again. (What?)
Anyway, onward to some amazing comments from the Pintestes.
Truffles8761 Points for starting off the month with a nice stiff one. Extra points for starting off with a drink. I think I’ll sub the bourbon for sake and add some fresh grated ginger…’cause that’s just how I roll (on the floor like a drunk monkey).
Yay penis jokes! I like them, even though I don’t have one. And also I have never seen a drunk monkey, but I imagine it’s hilariously adorable, just like you.
Oh hell, let’s stick with the theme.
JoyLuVasquez Oddly, I didn’t get the KKK feeling from it. It reminded me of Jr. High. When the boys walked around with embarassing pointed bulges in their pants they desperately wanted to hide…. The Haunted Erection. DUN DUN DUN>…
I went to middle school in the era of the sk8r boi. Now, due to your explanation, I sort of understand the dress-sized t-shirts and the massively oversized shorts.
ReginaDiazTorre well yours look kind of like boobs in chocolate so im thinking its the wrong holiday for that, but the melted one maybe if it had been like red gummy? then when it melts it would look like melted eyes? just saying
Uh, what holiday is appropriate for hot chocolate boobs? If there is one, you guys should probably tell me because I would dedicate a month to that holiday, too, definitely.
liz mk I can’t help but think this would have been better in a tom collins. They wouldn’t have melted…
Fuckin’ a, man.
Christine G As I read the above, my parents’ little dog came over with his favorite toy, sat on my leg, started to “H” and ended with “goddammit get off me you ball-less freak!”. True story.
Your leg was asking for it, obviously. Also, legs have ways to shut down that sort of thing if it’s legitimate.
I just thought I would let you know that this month is perfect for hot chocolate boobs. It’s breast cancer awareness month. We should all eat hot chocolate boobs to show our support for breast cancer. The awareness of breast cancer I mean.
Granny Toots Eat hot chocolate boobs? I was rather thinking of having mine coated in hot chocolate.
February could be dedicated to hot chocolate boobs. Just buy pink marshmallows and put then in all in a stupid mug with Valentines day shit on it. Do the same thing for the month of Easter and replace chocolate kisses with chocolate eggs. Thanksgiving? Marshmallows with culturally insensitive Indian corn shoved in as nipples.
The possibilities are endless, really.
“legs have ways to shut down that sort of thing if it’s legitimate.” bahaha
What holiday is perfect for Hot Chocolate Boobs? Mardi Gras. I mean seriously, if anyone needs some hot chocolate to warm themselves up it all those girls (and some guys, too, with their “moobies”) flashing their tatas around in cold winter air.
if this entire post wasn’t effin’ hilarious enough, “legs have ways to shut down that sort of thing if it’s legitimate.” just validated every reason why I’m on this happy-pentese-train. amaze-balls-dot-com. that is all.
if this entire post wasn’t effin’ hilarious enough, “legs have ways to shut down that sort of thing if it’s legitimate.” just validated every reason why I’m on this happy-pinteste-train. amaze-balls-dot-com. that is all.
Screw the Nobel Prize, the Pintester liked my comment. Life complete!
I want thank my mom and dad, Ruben my person I”m stuck with forever, my sweet little boy that gives mommy plenty of reasons to lock herself in the bathroom with the computer for alone time….. ummmm if I forgot anyone I’m sorry thank you all you helped me get to this point!
Agreed…redo on the boob chocolate…only this time flip the kisses for choco-nips 🙂
I consider myself “a youth”. I’m in college, and I read your blog on a regular basis. Like you don’t even know how awesome that is. I take time out of studying, having fun, and taking horrible exams to read this blog. It makes me life 100 times better. Keep failing at Pinterest for me! And yes youth do Tumble. But I personally think Pinterest is much more fun and lots easier!
I believe the term you are looking for is “youts”. Joe Pesci would be disappointed.
Ok, besides the stab at the “your leg has a way of shutting down if its legit” comment, what the hell is Tumblroblrgoblahfablogging? I seriously read that as “Tumblr, go fucking blog yourself” (and really I had to copy and paste that shit).
“Your leg was asking for it, obviously. Also, legs have ways to shut down that sort of thing if it’s legitimate.” I see what you did there, huzzah running joke! And it totally shut all that attempted “H” down, using the other leg and various forces learned in Physics ages ago. Framed “menses card” is wonderful, tho placement means it’s only visible to the male of the species during bathroom visits…just saying.
Love your blog, but your boobs statement is backward. As a guy, I can tell you, any day is appropriate for chocolate covered boobs and any day you have chocolate covered boobs is a holiday!
As far as chocolate boobs, October is breast cancer awareness month. With that in mind, I think it’s perfectly fitting.