It’s the very firstest ever episode of COCKnails. What is COCKnails? It’s a new show I’m doing where I make a cocktail and do a manicure… hence COCKnails. Get it? Get it? And also, this one is a HALLOWEEN episode because, eek, today is Halloween and I love Halloween! It’s a good day, you guys. Hope you enjoy!
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This reminds me of My Drunk Kitchen. If you haven’t seen it, you should totally check out Hannah Harto … Love her, love you 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZExt3lxE8_M&feature=relmfu
AmberHolt
I was going to say the same thing, “BOOP BOOP”.
AmberHolt It’s because I burped, isn’t it? That was my tribute to Harto. I even had a line in there about it, but I edited it out because I didn’t want to be creepy.
AmberHolt – yeah that was hilarious! now i’ve totally got to check out more of my drunk kitchen – after i have a bottle of wine, of course!
love this! everything is better with cocktails!!!!!
That cocktail won’t glow. You need tonic water not club soda (even the bottle in the picture said tonic water.)
You are too cute! Even while belching up a storm! And I love the dog, he looks adorable!
My internet is super sketchy because my internet provider sucks, but whenever it stops the best faces are frozen on screen. I think I prefer the sketchy lag with ridiculous faces sometimes. The little things.
Cocknails made me think of a really bad, extremely painful STD a man gets from getting too many handies….. Doubt such a thing exists but you never know!
Oh, dear, dear Sonja. Tonic water and club soda are NOT the same thing. Club soda doesn’t glow.
I’m ashamed that I’m the first to comment on this, I kinda expected more from my fellow Pintestes ….. What is with the bad Porn music?? (Cause there’s a good porn music?!) Were they shooting a scene in the background as you made your Tom Collins and did your nails? Is that “Normal” in your world?
Cocknails is my new favorite show.
Cocknails…admit you got the idea from the pinteste who commented that your witch finger cookies looked like penises with fingernails.
You squeezing the lemon juice into your Tom Collins reminded me of a very awkward sexual encounter I had once…
You should have a classy song to go with your cock nails opening: “Dnananananananananana COCK NAILS!”
Kaylah YES.
I’m glad another mom giggles at dirty words. I thought i was the only one (mostly because the looks i get from other mothers when i show i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy)
Cocknails…hehe, hehe. You now have me trying to make new words using variations of other words that involve the word cock, ya know, since I do just about everything with assistance from cocktails…hmm, working out with cocktails? Cocksweat. Laundry and cocktails? Cocksock. If you need me, I’ll be here, giggling like a total weirdo and making up cock-words.
BB Brown washing the dishes with a cocktail Cockwash
great idea! You’re funny in your vids too…so, I like ’em.
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lol i personally loved the porno music. i kept expecting a big glow in the dark condom to emerge in the dark lol love it lol
You make watching paint dry a whole lot more interesting.
Where the fuck is my gin?!
You look so pretty!!
U need like a super long bendy straw so you dont have to pick up the glass. I dont know if they have those so you should make one, then post it. That way i can have one. Then i wont have to plan my schedule around my drinks, like showering.
Haha omg… loved this. Pleeeease do more videos like this. I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. However, hands down favourite part: “Where the fuck is my gin?”
I was watching this at work, and had the volume turned up a bit to hear you talking. Anyway, the scream at the end definitely woke the office up. Then I had to explain to my boss what I was watching, and had to repeat the word cocknails several times before she understood what I was saying… I might get fired now, but it was worth it. More time at home to make my own cocktail crafts and await the next episode.
If you really wanted to be creeped out you should have said “Bloody Mary” in front of your bathroom mirror – four or five times? I forget how many times you are supposed to say it. That was back from my sleepover days…
aeeyore30 Or “Candyman” three times…
aeeyore30 try saying “cocknails” 4 times fast. Better yet, say it while drinking one!
I think it’s cat urine that makes it glow. If you’ve never seen the cat whisperer, jackson galaxy, he carries a black light around. He shines it in the houses to show where the cats have all peed. Thank god you didn’t drink anything like that.
I think you are supposed to say bloody Mary or something a bunch of times and a face appears in your mirror and it starts bleeding. I used to do that all the time with my friends, but the last time on my my friends fell into the bath tub and broke the curtain rod.
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It looks like… my nails. You’re funny. Best facial expressions ever.
D: oh my goodness you are AMERICAN!Your writing is always in a British accent, how odd.
Kentagern Terribly sorry to disappoint… Um… Pip pip cheerio and all that rot.
What makes it glow? I feel like it’s something that comes out of Charlie Sheen’s body. Thus explaining the strange bang-bang music in the bathroom. He’s an Adonis, right?
What makes it glow? I feel like it’s something that comes out of Charlie Sheen’s body. Thus explaining the strange bang-bang music in the background. He’s an Adonis, right?
I just watched this with Neve. Her comments were, “Oh! Puppy!” And “Uh-oh. Auntie burp.”
how much did you get paid to babysit that drink
The scream at the end of this scared my dog…lol!
I love your sweater! Where did you get it?
Panicked228 Hmm… I think it came from Bass a few years ago.
Loved the 70’s porn music in the background… brought back memories….
Loved the 70’s porn music in the background… brings back memories…
Here is a nail pin I would love to see you fuck up in the next COCKnails!
http://pinterest.com/pin/445715694340967441/
ummm…you drink Bombay White Label. you are my hero.
you know it’s going to be a funny video when the first thing your hear is ‘where the f- is my gin(?)’
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