Apple Pie Cocktail and Apple Pie Bites

2 Posted by - October 9, 2013 - Food & Drink, Halloween & Autumn, Videos

It’s apple season! Or pumpkin season… or leaves season… or whatever. I have apples to use, so it’s fucking apple season, ok? Here’s a video with apple stuff in it. (If you can’t see the video, click here!)

Apple pie cocktail recipe:
Apple pie bites:

Apple Pie Cocktail and Apple Pie Bites
Apple Pie Cocktail and Apple Pie Bites

The Pintester tests out an apple pie cocktail and apple pie bites. Apples, apples, apples.


  • Kelly October 9, 2013 - 5:00 pm Reply

    I have done something similar but I used crescent dough, turns out pretty good. I was actually going to try the drink until you taste tested it.

  • Erin Berube October 9, 2013 - 5:57 pm Reply

    I loved you singing the “Brush-em” commercial from Grease.

  • Robin Parks October 9, 2013 - 6:00 pm Reply

    I’ve always used the cloudy type spiced apple cider for our “apple pie” drinks in a 2parts apple to one part vanilla vodka, it usually tasted good. Never tried it with the clear, so I’ll take your word for it, and not do that.

  • rose October 9, 2013 - 6:30 pm Reply

    I Voted! you should pintest the pumpkin pie jello shots… I made them and they came out pretty good, it’s just a lot of work to get tipsy, so make a pumpkin drink too!

  • ckelli October 9, 2013 - 8:00 pm Reply

    Apple pie drink: cider, caramel vodka and butterscotch schnapps 🙂 Autumnal heaven.

  • Kelly724 October 9, 2013 - 8:03 pm Reply

    I’m going to let someone else make the useless finger hole joke, and share with you what I do with my eight million apples. I stick two in my bra and hang out for awhile to see how long it takes my husband to notice. If he’s really involved with tv I just go check myself out in front of the mirror for awhile.
    Maybe I’ll get a hooter shirt like yours for next apple season when I make my apple hooters.

  • Heather Thompson Zimmerman October 9, 2013 - 8:32 pm Reply

    Lol Don’t drink & slice kids!! Too funny! Pretty sure you’ve got that vlogger vote. Last I saw you had over 300 votes! YAY SONJA!

  • jadestormcloud October 9, 2013 - 8:47 pm Reply

    Important safety advice.

    • Andris Bear October 9, 2013 - 9:56 pm Reply


  • KT October 9, 2013 - 9:27 pm Reply

    Can I ask where you went apple picking? I live in the NC county that produces the most apples, so I’m mostly just curious. 🙂 Plus I met my husband when we both worked at Harris Teeter, so it amuses me to see the HT products you use!

    • Pintester October 9, 2013 - 10:18 pm Reply

      We went to Sky Top Orchard, KT. And it’s super cute that you met at Harris Teeter. 🙂 They are my favorite grocery store!

  • Ash. October 9, 2013 - 10:13 pm Reply

    I’ve had my eye on that sweater for awhile, and I didn’t even consider all the Hooters jokes I can make when I wear it! Thanks Pintester! Also, I know your apple pie bites didn’t work out, but I think that’s something I’m going to have to try (and possibly fail at) for myself. I mean, it’s apple pie. It should be delicious, right?

  • Dallas Holmes October 10, 2013 - 12:25 am Reply

    By far the best part of this video was you waiting for the oven to ding.

  • Jennifer Bickford October 10, 2013 - 12:54 am Reply

    “unroll your pie crust dildo” Bahahaha! That made my night! My husband got a chuckle too 🙂

  • Von October 10, 2013 - 1:25 am Reply

    My mom used to use off-cuts from pie crusts to make something similar for us kids when she baked. It was just cinnamon sugar sprinkled on to buttered pastry, rolled up and baked. We called them Cinnamons; we didn’t have much imagination.

    Did you clean your kitchen for this video, or do you never have any shit in your sinks?

  • Franziska Külbel October 10, 2013 - 2:09 am Reply

    Okay, so, this is kinda inappropriate and weird but it’s not as if that has ever stopped anybody on this blog before… why do you get diarrhea from eating apple peels? Is that some American thing? Sorry but I’m really curious now!

    • UninspiredRequiredName October 10, 2013 - 8:47 am Reply

      I don’t think it’s an American thing, I’m American and I don’t recall ever hearing about anything like that. I too am curious about why apple peels would cause diarrhea.

    • Rachel L October 15, 2013 - 1:28 pm Reply

      All the fiber is in the peels!

  • Minette October 10, 2013 - 2:16 am Reply

    To increase your hipster-ness you should have the cocktail in a mason jar.

  • mur October 10, 2013 - 2:34 am Reply

    I found using vanilla schnapps instead of vodka tastes better.

  • Megan October 10, 2013 - 4:04 pm Reply

    My sister makes these with crescent roll dough and Mountain Dew, and they are very yummy:)

  • Joanna Likness Pendleton October 10, 2013 - 9:29 pm Reply

    I was going to compliment you on how nice your boobs look in that shirt, and then you pointed out the hooter connection. It’s cuz we is twinz. Also, Disqus either hates me or my iPad. Also, I am going to start waiting for the oven like that. It will make my husband snort and roll his eyes, and I will laugh hysterically because I am so funny, but I’m the only one who gets it.

  • Alex October 11, 2013 - 6:13 pm Reply

    Gah! All I want it to watch a Pintester video while I poop and my kid keeps yelling every time he hears your voice.

  • Cat October 13, 2013 - 5:57 pm Reply

    Okay, so am i the only one who finds that budget savvy diva site frustrating? her recipes are either never clear or are typed out in like comic sans or an unreadable font. If you read through the comments on the apple pie one, she mentions she only used one pie crust but never bothers to amend the recipe! I’m not good at winging it in the kitchen and need clearly written directions, otherwise I’m guaranteed to fuck up the recipe.

    also- dark rum and apple cider. not super apple pie-ish, but absolutely DELICIOUS.

  • Thalia October 14, 2013 - 6:33 pm Reply

    I absolutely LOVE your site. Was having a semi-bad afternoon, watched this vid, and laughed out loud. I also had a tequila sunrise I was kinda nursing, didn’t want to finish, but since you ‘stuck with yours’, I decided to finish mine also. Thanks! 🙂

  • Nancy Little October 15, 2013 - 3:26 pm Reply

    So laughing … the video was so like the “first” ones you use to do with all the comments, face expressions, dildo reference etc. Hope to see more like these because they do truly make me laugh!

  • Amy October 16, 2013 - 2:29 pm Reply

    Okay, so I think you need to replace the vanilla vodka with either caramel vodka or whiskey/bourbon. I’ve had the former at a restaurant and made the latter at home, and both are delicious.

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  • DaniM86 October 25, 2013 - 6:05 pm Reply

    Loving your glasses, which also second as protective eye shields.. from your pie crust dildo

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  • thatpandabitca April 18, 2014 - 9:06 pm Reply

    I have tried a Boston Apple Pie drink before and it was DELICIOUS though I may have been drunk already from a few Stoned Smurfs. I have no idea what was in either drink.

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