It’s all about the candy corn today, folks. I’m making a candy corn cocktail and candy corn on the cob. Yep, you read that right.
On a side note, please excuse the weirdness in this video. There are random shots of my dog’s butt and some J.J. Abrams-esque lensflares going on, plus I’m still sort of sick so my voice sounds weird(er than usual). Umm, I’m really making you want to watch it, huh? Proceed. (If you can’t see the video, click here.)
Candy corn cocktail
Candy corn on the cob
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“Brand X nasty candy corn”, she says. As opposed to brand *name* nasty candy corn. It is all nasty. I am heartened to hear vodka improves it, as vodka does improve most things. (For everything else, there’s bacon.)
Bacon flavored vodka, though? Not so much
Clearly you’ve never had maple bacon vodka. It is amazing.
I love that there’s dog hair in your foodstuffs too. It’s unavoidable in my house.
Vodka infused with jolly ranchers = same idea but better because it completely dissolves. Also bring back some bad flashbacks of blackoutflashbacks so maybe stay away from this. *shivers in corner*
Jolly Ranchers was the big thing when I was in 6th grade and really unpopular. Now every time I eat a Jolly Rancher it tastes like rejection.
Jolly ranchers makes me think of this rather messed-up sex-obsessed guy (moreso than usual!) who nonetheless was actually really sweet once you got past the fact that he was kinda weird. But yeah, he loved the urban legend about cunnilingus involving jolly ranchers. I still twitch when I think of it.
Ummm… what is that urban legend? Do tell…
Basically, a guy decides to ‘spice up’ cunnilingus by using a Jolly Rancher as a sorta flavored sex toy. It gets smaller and disappears into her vagina, causing all sorts of panic and a yeast infection. He added more and more grisly details each time, but that’s the gist of it.
I’m going to try the vodka this weekend for a party. But to my real point: your face is fucking flawless and I need to know what make you use because damn.
Aw, shucks. Thanks! Here’s the tutorial I use: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/44965696253008357/ I do use the concealer and mascara she recommends but I use different bronzer and blush because I already had summa dat and I was too cheap to buy new. For the video, I also lined my upper lid with some black eyeshadow using a wet angle brush and filled in my eyebrows with a little brown eyeshadow.
I’m gonna agree 100%. (it’s very distracting, I had to watch the video twice to follow what happened!)
hate to spam, but i turned on cc accidentally and this happened and it needs to be shared.
Its so much more hilarious with the closed captions on. I got “I guess I have to try this because Prime Minister and I’m a different thing”
I got “Jim Pacino seen a ghost.”
At least your martini didn’t jizz all over you this week.
I like cookie dough, and I’m one of the rare people that likes candy corn, but I don’t think even I could handle that. My teeth hurt just from watching you. While I was eating candy corn.
I’ve seen that candy corn corn on the cob before and never considered you were actually supposed to eat it. I guess it makes sense since it’s made out of food but…yah…you are braver than me.
Am I the only one who thought “diseased penis” when the head of the candy corn thing fell off?
Dunno, but now that you’ve said it, I can’t unsee it!
I actually LIKE raw cookie dough and candy corn, and I still have no freaking idea why on earth I am supposed to make food that is easy to eat look like food that is not easy and rather messy to eat, in a way that is an absolute pain in the ass. I mean, I’m not skilled, at all, in most things, and my candy corn on a cob would look like a diseased smile — full of gaps and crooked shit! But once my stupid kidneys heal, I am totally gonna go infuse some vodka and drink that shit. Yum. (I’d do it now, but apparently, when your kidneys are going lolnope and not working right, drinking is a dumb thing to do and will only make healing slower!)
Disappointed Sonja. You clearly made a cookie dough wang, and no mention of it?
On another note, anything and vodka tastes pretty good.
Side note:not a martini, no vermouth.
you broke the head off of the candy corn penis! oh nooooooooo
Dear Lord WHY would you ruin perfectly good cookie dough with sugary candle wax?
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i watched this while consuming(ish) a candy corn lolly. yes I said lolly.