Penis Island

0 Posted by - March 7, 2015 - Pinteste Round-ups

You may already know that I work in penis jokes the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It is my true medium. (Christmas Story? Anyone? Beuller?)

So when Kelby (of Type-A Parent fame) posted this on Facebook, I knew my time had cum. Heh heh.

Yes. It's an island. Shaped like a penis. Image via Mashable

Yes. It’s an island. Shaped like a penis. Image via Mashable

I took to Twitter to ejaculate my artistry for all the world to witness.

And it’s possible I may have thought of more since I scheduled this post, so you probably better go check Twitter to make sure. Happy weekend everyone!

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Penis Island
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Penis Island
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There's an island shaped like a penis. (It's a schlong way from here.)
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14 Comments

  • Emily Muise March 7, 2015 - 10:35 am Reply

    I’m not sure which I like best, schlong way from here or the 12-5 acres. Thanks for the laughs.

    • Pintester March 9, 2015 - 5:25 pm Reply

      My pleasure, always. 🙂

  • alola March 7, 2015 - 3:39 pm Reply

    PLUS… it’s an angry penis!

    • Pintester March 9, 2015 - 5:24 pm Reply

      How can you tell?

  • L. Elizabeth Hewitt March 8, 2015 - 7:25 pm Reply

    Please (ahem) rise for the national anthem:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE

    • Pintester March 9, 2015 - 5:24 pm Reply

      LOVE. They even rolled the “r” on “rope.”

  • Laurinda March 8, 2015 - 10:56 pm Reply

    HAHAHAHA- “a schlong way from here”! Awesome! The 12-5 acre was pretty good too. I caught the Christmas Story reference

    • Pintester March 9, 2015 - 5:23 pm Reply

      YAY! It’s a major award!

  • Libby in WI March 11, 2015 - 9:29 pm Reply

    I hope there’s no shrinkage if it gets too cold.

    I lurve every single thing about this post

    • Pintester March 12, 2015 - 6:04 pm Reply

      Thanks! It’s hard not to love the penii. 😉

  • Honey Laura Clark March 13, 2015 - 9:28 pm Reply

    Looks more like a turtle’s head to me..
    (That’s what she said.)

  • Heather March 14, 2015 - 1:29 pm Reply

    You should check out the penis snake from Brazil….I laughed my ass off!!!!

  • Ruth March 27, 2015 - 12:22 am Reply

    OK, way late on this…catching up on your posts, but…

    If you bought just the tip, would it really count? heh.

  • kk March 27, 2015 - 4:16 pm Reply

    could you get a penis house on penis island?
    http://happyplace.someecards.com/real-estate/you-can-own-this-dickshaped-house-if-youve-got-the-balls/

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