I can’t tell you how many people saw that you could mail your enemy a bag of dicks and then let me know about it this week. It’s because you are My People and I love you guys. So thanks for sharing.
To add to our repertoire, we may also want to consider buying shipadick.com, which mails penises with sayings on them.
(Mine would say “Villanova” on it because they totally fucked my bracket right in its brackety butt this weekend. I feel ya, piccolo girl.)
Also, they have this:
Yes, a glitterdick.
Which leads me to the inevitable conclusion that we should also acquire sendyourenemiesglitter.com. Except then we’d have to, you know, touch it. Yech.
Yes, my little Pintestes, while you are daydreaming about wearing blue glittery tulle and being swept off your feet by a charming prince, I am dreaming about blue glittery tools and being swept off my feet by the fantasy of owning a penis-shaped island and a gummydick factory. Pintester Life, y’all. #PintesterLife
I shared the bag of dicks by mail website with my co-worker and we bought a bag for our boss. On my company card. I can’t wait until accounting processes my expense report. The day we get them will be our best day at work ever.
Ya…I am none too pleased with Villanova. I had them all the way to the final four. Now I’m going to get beat out by a bunch of dumb guys. I was totally holding my own before then. I swear, if Gonzaga bites it to UCLA I’m going to totally lose it.
Here, I am going to make your day.
(courtesy of thebloggess.com)
where do you get the gummy dicks?!? I can’t wait to gum them….
nevermind… figured it out… I love dicks…
A friend told us about shipadick.com a few years ago. We have sent a bunch and they always provide a wonderful series of texts and calls! Because Hey! Who wouldn’t want a 3′ cardboard penis to cuddle with when drunk?
2015 is experiencing an epidemic of insufferable assholes. Snail mail is nice, but try sending some love for a change: http://www.shiplovebypost.com/
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So funny but i really appreciate it. Nice post at all. Thank you so much.