Ship Your Enemies a Glittery Bag of Dicks (from Penis Island)

6 Posted by - March 23, 2015 - Pinteste Round-ups, Quotes & Memes

I can’t tell you how many people saw that you could mail your enemy a bag of dicks and then let me know about it this week. It’s because you are My People and I love you guys. So thanks for sharing.

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Also, the website is for sale now, so maybe we should all buy it and move to Penis Island and run our factory of dickbags together. What say you?

Yes. It's an island. Shaped like a penis. Image via Mashable

Yes. It’s an island. Shaped like a penis. Image via Mashable

To add to our repertoire, we may also want to consider buying, which mails penises with sayings on them.


(Mine would say “Villanova” on it because they totally fucked my bracket right in its brackety butt this weekend. I feel ya, piccolo girl.)

Also, they have this:


Yes, a glitterdick.

Which leads me to the inevitable conclusion that we should also acquire Except then we’d have to, you know, touch it. Yech.

(Have I hocked this shirt lately?)

(Have I hocked this shirt lately?)

Yes, my little Pintestes, while you are daydreaming about wearing blue glittery tulle and being swept off your feet by a charming prince, I am dreaming about blue glittery tools and being swept off my feet by the fantasy of owning a penis-shaped island and a gummydick factory. Pintester Life, y’all. #PintesterLife

Ship Your Enemies a Glittery Bag of Dicks (from Penis Island)
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Ship Your Enemies a Glittery Bag of Dicks (from Penis Island)
Pintester's plan to create an penis-y island of Pintester-devotees, earning our keep by operating a gummydick factory.


  • Nina March 23, 2015 - 10:33 pm Reply

    I shared the bag of dicks by mail website with my co-worker and we bought a bag for our boss. On my company card. I can’t wait until accounting processes my expense report. The day we get them will be our best day at work ever.

  • Elle @ Erratic Project Junkie March 23, 2015 - 11:33 pm Reply

    Ya…I am none too pleased with Villanova. I had them all the way to the final four. Now I’m going to get beat out by a bunch of dumb guys. I was totally holding my own before then. I swear, if Gonzaga bites it to UCLA I’m going to totally lose it.

  • German Chocolate Betty March 24, 2015 - 5:42 am Reply

    Here, I am going to make your day.

    (courtesy of

  • Ellen March 24, 2015 - 10:34 am Reply

    where do you get the gummy dicks?!? I can’t wait to gum them….

    • Ellen March 24, 2015 - 10:38 am Reply

      nevermind… figured it out… I love dicks…

  • Rachel B. March 25, 2015 - 6:14 am Reply

    A friend told us about a few years ago. We have sent a bunch and they always provide a wonderful series of texts and calls! Because Hey! Who wouldn’t want a 3′ cardboard penis to cuddle with when drunk?

  • Love By Post March 27, 2015 - 3:30 pm Reply

    2015 is experiencing an epidemic of insufferable assholes. Snail mail is nice, but try sending some love for a change:

  • Lyric Mott August 4, 2018 - 6:41 am Reply

    Sonja, I am absolutely in love with your posts! They’re informative, funny, and host a hint of irony in every joke. I am a Pinterest fanatic myself and I love trying out pinned diy projects in my free time. Should you ever find yourself needing content, I think I would be a great choice to guest post for you! I’m a freelance blogger and nothing gets my creative juices flowing like writing for one of my favorite bloggers. If you’re interested feel free to email me! Keep up the amazing work!

  • dsad September 20, 2018 - 10:55 am Reply


  • Sidharth October 12, 2018 - 11:20 pm Reply

    So funny but i really appreciate it. Nice post at all. Thank you so much.

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