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Ok, onward to your brilliance.
JulieHaywardBrantley So close! While your pre-glow nails do look good…they have a sort of “holy fuck I shit my pants” expression rather than spooky.
Huhn. I think you nailed (get it? get it?) my problem.
Jenna P I could swear I used the words “abomination to alcohol” to describe this drink and warn you off. I should have known that those words translate to “Challenge accepted!” in Pintesterese! Kind of ironic that it turned out to be a near-win. Anyway, if your grenadine hadn’t disappeared, it would have dragged down some of the Bailey’s to make a brainstem. When I ordered one of these last Halloween, I found the flavor to be almost good, but the texture to be nearly insurmountable. Nearly. I mean, if there’s alcohol in my glass and I paid for it, it’s a pretty safe bet I’m going to finish that shit.
I agree. It would have been a damn shame to waste that alcohol because I was too much of a chicken-shit to drink it.
SarahRidens I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Course if I had just spit it into a glass, it would look roughly the same as your shot.
I am really glad I read this after I did the shot.
And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: The Unicow. I asked for a unicow Photoshop in my candy corn crunch post and a shit-ton of you stepped up. I am going to share them all here. (If I missed you, please do let me know! I tried to collect all of the Photoshopped-by-Pintestes ones here!) Click ’em to see them in their full-sized glory.
By Christine G:
The dingleberry made me wipe away a little tear from my eye.
From liz mk:
The bottle of Jack is my favorite part!
Sniffle. It’s beautiful!
I almost believe that you went out in your back yard and just took a picture of this very believable unicow.
It sort of looks like fun to poo out candy corns, doesn’t it?
Moojestic indeed. Indeed.
This is a lotta poop for one cute little unicow!
Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a Photoshopped unicorn cow! I really wasn’t expecting anyone to actually do it, but you Pintestes continually amaze me with your willingness to participate in this here tom-foolery.
I didn’t know there were so many varieties of unicow. I guess we shouldn’t believe the main stream media’s ideals of beauty.
Oh man, those unicow pics are priceless! You definitely need to request more of these.
Umm… Am I the only one that noticed that the “cow” in the second picture is actually a horse?
Nope, I noticed it too! Maybe that bottle of Jack wasn’t drank by the “unicow” as we first thought. And isn’t a horse with a horn just a regular unicorn???
I’m still WAY to pleased with myself for the Unicow dingleberry creation… ^_~