Before we begin today, one of the Pintestes has a PSA for you.
jadestormcloud • Important safety advice.
Indeed. (That advice comes to you via last week’s video.)
Franziska Külbel • Okay, so, this is kinda inappropriate and weird but it’s not as if that has ever stopped anybody on this blog before… why do you get diarrhea from eating apple peels? Is that some American thing? Sorry but I’m really curious now!
Hrm. This is one of those awkward “Right? Right? Just me?… Oh…” moments I guess, because I thought eating a ton of apple peels gave everyone diarrhea. Perhaps it’s just my very special digestive tract. (To be fair, lots of things give me diarrhea– caffeine, dairy, thinking about going to the gym…)
I think I failed you guys on the pumpkin spice krispie treats.
Ali • What? You didn’t do penis shaped rice krispie treats? Pumpkin orange penis. I would pay to see that shit.
The thought honestly never crossed my mind. I think I need to get that checked.
You guys need some wisdom about women? Of course you do. Read the post (it’s short), then come back here.
kittnen • This quote has the two biggest lessons my parents ever taught me. My dad taught me how to fix cars, do minor plumbing and other household repairs so that I would never have to rely on a man to do it for me. My mom taught me to punch people in the throat if they make comma splices.
I would just like to say bravo on the execution of that comment. Relevant to the post, nice set-up with a heartwarming touch, and fantastic, unexpected punchline. 10 out of 10.
This one from the caramel apple cider posts gets a perfect score too, just because:
Kelly724 • There was this liquor store I used to go to and the owner just sat in the back and drank all day, so a lot of time she didn’t keep up with ordering. She also hired idiots that thought that white zinfandel was actually white, and would actually stare at the white wine for about 10 sold minutes looking for it. That idiot was me, by the way. The liquor store closed after being open less than a year. I wonder why. Anyway, maybe you went to a place like that.
<LOVEFEST> Shit guys. I think you should maybe be writing this blog, not me. I have always maintained that the comments are the best part of this site, and you all continually prove that.
Let’s talk about poop some more, because that’s fun.
Denise Plank • So basically, autumn gives you the runs?
As mentioned above, pretty much everything gives me the runs, but yeah, let’s add autumn to the list.
Guys, don’t forget to start planning now for the Christmas Pintester Movement! Everyone can join. You don’t even really need a blog (although it’s easier if you have one). You can even join if you don’t like Christmas. Just a few ground rules…
Trystan • i’m really sad that nobody wants my sequin swastika ornaments. :'(
Can’t please everybody all the time, I guess.
Also, thanks everyone for voting for me last week! This week I’m the Vlogger of the Week at Vlog Union! Not sure what the perks are besides having the most unflattering picture of me ever plastered on their Facebook wall, but hey. I won.
(Just a note: If you are a blogger, be sure to add your blog URL to the Disqus profile you’re using to comment here. That way I can link to your blog! I wanna give you the love, yo.)