What If

0 Posted by - October 14, 2012 - Quotes & Memes

I’ve thought long and hard about this question since I saw it on Pinterest.

Is this yours? Let me know and I’ll credit you.

And here’s my answer…

What would you have?


  • SarahAndrus October 14, 2012 - 1:10 pm Reply

    alcohol and my sister!

  • KasieStrickland October 14, 2012 - 1:20 pm Reply

    The ability to fit into a size 6 and to sleep until double digits. Alas, neither came true today…

  • Truffles8761 October 14, 2012 - 4:30 pm Reply

    That whatever was in my eye (eye lash, cat hair, who knows) is gone.  ‘Cause that was annoying as hell.
    That I didn’t make a complete ass of myself at the interview.  Partial ass, yes.  Complete ass, no.

  • bybreenah October 14, 2012 - 4:55 pm Reply

    Coffee & my daughter.

  • JoyLuVasquez October 14, 2012 - 6:55 pm Reply

    toilet paper and the seat was down….

  • abh89 October 14, 2012 - 7:30 pm Reply

    I’d have sex and tequila all in all two fantastic days

  • darthdiandra October 14, 2012 - 8:00 pm Reply

    Assholes who police other people’s bodies.
    (I assume a sarcastic ‘thank god’ counts, sadly, I don’t think I’ve thanked god recently for anything good.)

  • CortneyMcGinnes October 14, 2012 - 8:00 pm Reply

    Does thinking the Goddess count? lol If so i would have my love, my aunt, indoor bathrooms, and pizza 🙂 that’s all i was really thankful for yesterday

  • sMelsGood October 14, 2012 - 11:45 pm Reply

    I’m happy to say I’d be left with the people I love. And my cats. I’m a crazy cat lady…

    • Truffles8761 October 15, 2012 - 11:15 am Reply

      sMelsGood Crazy cat ladies unite!!!!!

      • sMelsGood October 15, 2012 - 2:25 pm Reply

        Doesn’t matter how many times I have to pick the towel up off the floor I’m still impressed about how high Riff-Raff has to just to pull it down. I named him well…

  • jac_mcc October 15, 2012 - 2:25 am Reply

    My kids would be at school, and …. oh yeah – I’d have an Black Russian in my hand!

  • PandaFraz October 15, 2012 - 3:05 am Reply

    That my children finally fell asleep, and it only took me till 2AM to do homework.  See, it’s 2:04 AM, and look where I am. 🙂

  • renlish October 15, 2012 - 5:55 am Reply

    Chocolate and nail polish which, funnily enough, I’ve also got today. SO… Thanks again, Gawd!

  • MagsHugs October 15, 2012 - 8:45 am Reply

    Wine, family, cheese and birth control! Yeah!

  • Christine G October 15, 2012 - 10:30 am Reply

    advil and a chance to sit down – today I’m less crampy and I’ll be at my desk all day…hmm, maybe I should be more creative

  • hannamarie27 October 15, 2012 - 11:40 am Reply

    A hot shower and my cat. (not at the same time)

  • Respectful Mommy October 15, 2012 - 1:30 pm Reply

    LOL Love it. My family, wine and fresh air.

  • Jenna P October 15, 2012 - 2:45 pm Reply

    I think the closest things I had to an “Oh, thank GOD!!” moment yesterday were a) thank God two coats of paint on the cabinets looks passable; and b) thank God I finally finished “The Return of the King.” (It was the first time I’d watched the trilogy since reading the books, and spending 558 minutes muttering “that never happened” gets old in about 120 minutes.)

  • LindseyTucker October 15, 2012 - 2:50 pm Reply

    Dry shampoo and sex. Yes one may have contributed to the other!

  • connerzgram October 15, 2012 - 10:30 pm Reply

    beer and a job!

  • connerzgram October 15, 2012 - 10:30 pm Reply

    beer and my mom!  yah that would be good!

    • connerzgram October 15, 2012 - 10:30 pm Reply

      unless of course she would get bitchy and then i would be left with beer (always beer) and spray cheese on ritz crackers!

  • ShelbyHogan October 16, 2012 - 4:10 am Reply

    Children’s television. Otherwise I’d have a dead kid, or at least an illiterate one.

  • MegD_85 October 16, 2012 - 8:15 am Reply

    I’d have wine and a surplus of Egyptian cotton sheets and more episodes of Cougar Town than you could shake a stick at.

  • elliecm October 17, 2012 - 8:40 pm Reply

    today i said, ‘thank god spiders can’t fly’, and immediately thought of you! (and seriously thank god b/c spider are freaky enough!)

  • Claudia_Wolf October 18, 2012 - 7:50 pm Reply

    A winning Powerball ticket and a middle finger raised to my boss.

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  • Jiya felicia July 24, 2019 - 3:19 am Reply

    I am so inlove with this question. Makes me think about life entirely. And thank God I’ll b here with every one I love, and I’ll have a job and a husband

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