Pinteste Round-up: Sexy Times and Spoofy Songs

0 Posted by - January 22, 2013 - Pinteste Round-ups

Well hello, Pintestes! Hope you’re having a wonderful, marvelous week, because you deserve it.

Before I bring you all the goodness from the comments this week, I wanted to beg, implore and plead with you once more to nominate me for a Weblog Award. (Please? Please?) I know the nomination form is very long and there are many instructions, but I would very much appreciate it, thank you thank you!

I want to thank you all for your advice on how to get rid of my “temporary” tattoo.

Casey • nail polish remover gets everything off 😉

Cyndi Sizemore • Nail polish remover does nothing for me…

Von • Rimshot.

There were many other sexy times jokes and stories in the comments of that post. I’m not sure what was in the water that day, but it was entertaining for me, anyway.

If you haven’t commented on What Breed of Dog Are You?… And Other Very Important Questions, go do that because you could win some shit. Here are some examples to get you started:

EmmaBeEmma • It’s important to know who you are so that when the barista calls out names you don’t end up with someone’s crappy iced passion tea lemonade apple juice. Or worse, a shitty cranberry non-fat muffin. Irish Cream Lattes for life!!!

Yes, indeed.

Kasie Strickland • I came out as 52% “Caregiver,” but I think the questions were skewed a little. On the “Your biggest fear is…” question, my answer was (of course) “spiders.” But I had to settle for “not being loved” or some crap like that.

I guess no quiz is perfect.

I can’t believe I failed to mention this in my Girls’ Night In drink post:

Emjay • Brownie points for having a glass the right shape though!

Right? How awesome am I? Turns out that the Sutter Home people must shop at IKEA, too. Here is a behind-the-scenes photo of me shopping for glasses. (My sister and I took a pre-Christmas roadtrip to IKEA and the only thing on my must-have list was some stemware to use for various Pintester projects.)


zelavie • Has anybody actually sent you ingredients?

No. You could be the first. Get on that.

There is also a discussion about ice-packs for your post-delivery lady-parts on that post, but I’m not going to post that here because it makes me sympathetically hurty.

Apparently one cannot make Jello without vodka anymore…

Doctor Juris • I’m shocked you didn’t take the opportunity to add vodka to the jello! (Then those bitches would have been GONE.)

I did it for the children, people. (Seriously, there are always kids at these parties and decorated Jello– even labeled– is possibly too tempting for small people.)

Breenah • First, those are adorable. Second, your song touched me. Possibly inappropriately, I’m still not sure.

I learned from the best. (Neil Diamond, duh.)

V Scott •

Poor pinning one!
Though thou hast surely strayed,
Take pins of ease,
Directions, please.
Poor pinning one!

Poor pinning one!
If such poor crafts as mine
Can help thee find
True peace of mind-
Why, take it, it is thine!

Take heart, this pinner sucks;
Take any pin, good luck!

Take heart,fair days will shine;
Take any pin, take mine!

I think this whole writing-of-spoof-songs could become a thing, you guys. Thanks for participating in my dorkery!


  • Angelos170 January 22, 2013 - 1:22 pm Reply

    I tried to nominate your blog but it wanted 2 other blogs to be nominated. I tried then to nominate you thrice for one category and it rejected that too. Apparently you can’t like or read just one blog. Thus I gave up.

  • Melissa January 22, 2013 - 2:11 pm Reply

    I just nominated you, along with fuckyournoguchicoffeetable and pinterestyouaredrunk,

    • Melissa January 22, 2013 - 2:13 pm Reply

      (Both of which are sites I discovered at the suggestion of your lovely Pintestes.)

  • Breenah January 22, 2013 - 2:43 pm Reply

    I am honored to have made it on a Round Up. I think I’ll get some wine to celebrate.

    • Stephanie January 22, 2013 - 5:39 pm Reply

      I’m never funny enough to be mentioned in Round up. But I did comment on the ladyparts comment, so I think I got an “honorable participation” ribbon today 🙂

  • Cyndi Sizemore January 22, 2013 - 11:16 pm Reply

    MADE MY NIGHT!!!!! I made it into the Pinteste Weekly Round Up! *Big cheesy grin going on*

  • Kristen Campbell January 23, 2013 - 10:07 am Reply

    I tried to nominate you for a Weblog Award but the link is no good 🙁

  • Gina January 25, 2013 - 7:52 pm Reply

    Is this the peach blouse you mentioned in your DIY Temporary Tattoo post? If so, I think it’s really cute!

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