No one really cares what I do in these videos as long as I get drunk. I think that’s the consensus anyway. So here you go: It’s a drunk tour of my house! (If you can’t see the video, click here.)
Holy shit, you are dedicated! Thank you for taking on that task! I like your house, but I like you more. Hilarious. I do hope that you didn’t suffer for it later…
Oh man, props to you for staying alive after that mix of alcohol. I made the mistake of drinking wine, champagne and then vodka on Christmas Eve….and it was awful. Still get the shakes when I hear Christmas music. Lovely home and funny video!
The last time I mixed different drinks, I ended up sick for 24 hours after. It was terrible and I can’t even look at alcohol without getting the urge to puke. You are a champ!!
I’m surprised you don’t have all your wonderful craft “fails” on display somewhere – you showed off your recent “win”. You know for the sake of posterity 🙂
Yes I did have to use the thesaurus for that, but only because I had a brain fart and the only word that would come to my head was posterior. And since I don’t know why showing off your crafts would have anything to do with your ass I had to figure out what the right word was. And I’m not even drinking – I can’t hold conversations while drinking, I can barley speak coherently while drinking. So kudos for making a whole video I applaud you.
Now attempting to think of appropriate liquors for the bathroom, laundry room, and garage. Bathtub gin? But you already did a gin and tonic. Dern it, need more alcohol.
Eileen M Coesens MitsuiApril 20, 2013 - 9:23 amReply
MIDORI…Blech. Think 22, novice drinker, sweet liquor, empty bottle, floor of bathroom. My only drunk Exorcist moment EVER. Just looking at the green bottle… *urp*. I love your house BTW! And it comes with a fully stocked bar!
Mary Elizabeth HardinApril 22, 2013 - 10:31 pmReply
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Did you puke? Mixed a lot of different kinds of booze….. blech.
I did not puke. I am the champion. 😉
Holy shit, you are dedicated! Thank you for taking on that task! I like your house, but I like you more. Hilarious. I do hope that you didn’t suffer for it later…
Lol, you rock! 🙂
I so want a “I Hate Gitter” 5-shirt. Where can I obtain one?
Here! http://pintester.spreadshirt.com/
I love you so much girl but you BROKE my heart when I read your shirt!!! 🙁 lol
I was laughing at the end there so I scrolled down to read the comments and your Miracle Mask photo scared the shizzzzz out of me!
I love your stuff! I hope you were not too sick later. I think I would have had to throw up half way in.
I SO love you, drunk or not. Thanks for all the great reads/videos!
LOL That was awesome! My cubemates are now looking at me funny for giggling so hard but man, worth it.
Oh man, props to you for staying alive after that mix of alcohol. I made the mistake of drinking wine, champagne and then vodka on Christmas Eve….and it was awful. Still get the shakes when I hear Christmas music. Lovely home and funny video!
I never thought you’d be so adorable, but you are.
The last time I mixed different drinks, I ended up sick for 24 hours after. It was terrible and I can’t even look at alcohol without getting the urge to puke. You are a champ!!
The tequila part was very artsy…….. 😛
Sorry….did I really hear you say “I don’t wanna drink any more”? that can’t be right!
This is even more hilarious if you watch it with auto-caption on.
I was JUST going to say this! “T-rex, T-rex” or “Nice theatre greenhouse set up”
I’m surprised you don’t have all your wonderful craft “fails” on display somewhere – you showed off your recent “win”. You know for the sake of posterity 🙂
Yes I did have to use the thesaurus for that, but only because I had a brain fart and the only word that would come to my head was posterior. And since I don’t know why showing off your crafts would have anything to do with your ass I had to figure out what the right word was. And I’m not even drinking – I can’t hold conversations while drinking, I can barley speak coherently while drinking. So kudos for making a whole video I applaud you.
You sound girlier than I expected. Regardless, your are one funny chick and keep up the good work!
*you
Funniest thing to me? The ad for Poise products next to the video! All I can think is, if you’re so drunk you need poise pads? You’re doing it RIGHT!
Is that the window where the bird pissed off your husband? =P
Truly a bottoms up in the bedroom! Thanks for that thought and sorry, ewwww image. Patty/BC
My liver is crying for you… all those different liquors! Oh my!!!
Now attempting to think of appropriate liquors for the bathroom, laundry room, and garage. Bathtub gin? But you already did a gin and tonic. Dern it, need more alcohol.
MIDORI…Blech. Think 22, novice drinker, sweet liquor, empty bottle, floor of bathroom. My only drunk Exorcist moment EVER. Just looking at the green bottle… *urp*. I love your house BTW! And it comes with a fully stocked bar!
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I just love you. That is all.
Oh, the fart sound at the end of your videos brings me great joy, lol!
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