Lisa and I have done it again, y’all. Not that! Well, maybe that. Lisa eats lots of fiber and I’m just gassy in general… But I am not talking about that right now. I’m talking about: We wrote another book!
Now, truthfully, Lisa wrote more of this one because she’s been at this writer gig a lot longer than I have, and she knows stuff, you guys. But! You will also find within it the story of my cruel, cruel firing from my day job and my ascent to the heights of bloggy bliss. You will find within it, too, her story of spreadsheets and sharks and unicorns, which all end up somehow leading to her writing career.
It’s a good book guys. Oh, and did I mention that it’s free right now? It totally is. Yep, free. Go snag it because it won’t be free forever. (It’s free for Kindle only right now, but if you don’t have a Kindle, fear not. Download a Kindle app onto any of your other techy devices.)
And please, pretty please, with a kiss on top, will you leave us a review once you’ve read it? Mwah, thank you.
Also, it’s the second in our Badass Writing series, and the first one is available too, if you just can’t get enough of Sonja-and-Lisa badass writing advice.
Now, on to Shit The Pintestes Said:
Gina • This seems less “knitting” than “masterbatory bondage”.
Uh… I am not here to judge, guys. Have fun. Be safe…
Jennifer M. Engh • What a great YARN to share with us! Hahahaha! I’ll see myself out…
We do not often get jokes in the comments that have nothing to do with penises. Thanks for bringing up our level of class a little bit, Jennifer.
Rachel • So basically this is a banana omelette ???
Well… Yeah, I guess it is… But it didn’t taste like a banana omelette… Not that I’ve ever made a banana omelette before… I AM QUESTIONING MY WHOLE LIFE NOW.
Katie! • Thank GOD the fart noise is back!
God gets no credit for that. The fart noise was allllllll me. Well, I mean, it’s a sound effect, so not technically me, but.
Kelly724 • You did a great job! I love that your box is so nice and tight even though there are three penises in it.
PENIS JOKE OF THE WEEK! I’m sure you’re honored, Kelly.
I meant it about the 99p. Just bought
Bagels, Dirty Limericks, and Martinis mwahahahah!
Oops, yeah, I always forget to mention that it’s available in all the countries, but it’s a different link and you can just do a quick search for the title and it should come up! Thanks!
Fuck yeah I’m honored. I’m going to go make myself a big, glittery penis metal and wear it around my house now.
Ermmmm, did you mean medal…or are you arc welding long bits of steel in the back yard? Either way, post a photo…and kudos for the tight box line!
You’re right- medal! I was so busy thinking about penisis and my creative process that spelling went out the window.
that was the best joke this site has seen. but yeah, metal penis sounds like a bad idea. ouchie.
Epic Kelly is epic!
Yay! Just got a free kindle copy! Would have gladly paid for it, though:) Can’t wait to read it!!
Just downloaded the new book. I loveloveloved the last one. I missed the web chat though. 🙁
Did you write a book called Cat in the Mist? I went to your Amazon author’s page to find your other book, and that showed up. Not judging, but the cover’s hilarious.
I did. It’s a short story about a were-cougar. 😉
Hells yeah!! Just downloaded on to my laptop, now I have something to do at work!! (is this how you are going to get us fired???)
I got my copy and have been reading as much as today’s migraine allowed. I’m about halfway through, enjoying it, and have gotten a few reminders of why I’ve been lagging behind my writing goals of late.