Here’s a little horrible Photoshopping and making-fun-of-feelings for you today. This sort of hits the center of my expertise… (that being horrible Photoshopping and making fun of legitimate feels) (I’m not a nice person.)
Also, please do not suck children’s toes ever. Because I’m pretty sure that’s a very young girl in the photo, thought you were referring to her, and I’m a little skeeved out now.
Dude! Sophomore year some guy was arrested the next campus over for sneaking into girls’ rooms and sucking on their toes when they were asleep! Creeper was eventually caught by a boyfriend sleeping in while his girl was at classes. McNasty tried to suck his toes and got a shiner. (Do people say shiner anymore?) Anyway.. go Rutgers!
Can we talk about the horrible wording of the original sentence? “…you never know how much courage that they took to show it to you.” I’m currently barfing at both the sentiment and the grammar.
Oh, I thought that was the point of the foot fetish.. I always assumed it was in case the other person had walked barefoot through a grocery store. Oops, slipped on a banana peel! …Score!
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Well that’s a good bit of advice.
Sucking toes? I’m way too fuckin classy for that shit.
And some people show too much courage and share too freakin’ often.
Also, please do not suck children’s toes ever. Because I’m pretty sure that’s a very young girl in the photo, thought you were referring to her, and I’m a little skeeved out now.
You’re skeeved out? What on Earth does that mean? Should I be grossed out now?
if youre willing to such on toes to begin with, then you probably dont have a problems with whatever shit is stuck to it…right?
Dude! Sophomore year some guy was arrested the next campus over for sneaking into girls’ rooms and sucking on their toes when they were asleep! Creeper was eventually caught by a boyfriend sleeping in while his girl was at classes. McNasty tried to suck his toes and got a shiner. (Do people say shiner anymore?) Anyway.. go Rutgers!
Can we talk about the horrible wording of the original sentence? “…you never know how much courage that they took to show it to you.” I’m currently barfing at both the sentiment and the grammar.
is it weird that my son and dogs like to lick my toes? just mine, not my husbands…. Me thinks this is going to have to be made a household rule…
Everybody now – “Feelings, woe woe woe, Feelings!!”
Also avoid standing on a small road in the rain with limited visibility cause YOU COULD GET HIT BY A CAR.
Oh, I thought that was the point of the foot fetish.. I always assumed it was in case the other person had walked barefoot through a grocery store. Oops, slipped on a banana peel! …Score!
Those that are disgusted by toe sucking might change their mind if an affectionate someone were to do it to them one day. JMO