Pinteste Round-up: T-shirts Biatches

0 Posted by - February 5, 2013 - Pinteste Round-ups, Women's Apparel

Do you guys remember how I gave away some t-shirts? (Christine G, if you’re reading this, go claim yours.) Well, I sent one over to Truffles8761 and she was good enough to send me a picture and allow me to post it in the weekly round-up.

She says: Please to enjoy my hair in Pinterest pin hairband curler contraption and fuzzy slipper boots with pom pom.

Click for the full pantsless glory.

Click for the full pantsless glory.

Yes, you too could own a giant Pintester t-shirt that you can wear out to the mailbox… although I think I’m less of a badass than Truffles8761 because I see fucking snow on the ground, and, at least in my mind, snow calls for pants.

I also added a few other t-shirts to the shop this week, which I told my newsletter subscribers about already. (If you want in on that action, subscribe. You’ll get the news first-er than everyone else.)

What what? There’s a new t-shirt in the shop! This one is especially… er… special, because it says “I hate glitter” on it (which is a well-documented fact) and the text is in glitter! Now you can be funny and ironic and cute all at once. Buy it!


Also: Holy fucksticks! Another new t-shirt! I’m on a roll, guys! This one is an ode to the “Stand back I’m going to try science” t-shirt I saw on a friend of mine a few weeks ago. I figured we needed a version of our very own. Buy it!


Ok, I’m done hawking my wares for now.

Let’s see what brilliance you had to share in the comments this week, shall we?

Rosanne • Admit it, the only reason you did this pin was so that you would have a legit reason to say balls 7 times in one post. I’m on to you!

… Fine, you caught me.

Kate Ware • I’m guessing that the massaging led to the oozing . . .

That’s the usual way of it.

embers618 • It just occurred to me that you are kind of like the Pinterest version of Snopes.

Less reliable, perhaps, but feel free to send your gullible grandparents over here as much as you like.

Shelly Irritation • Apparently the girl in the picture with the super straight hair spent all her money on brown sugar and didn’t have enough left over to buy herself a full sized shirt.

Oh, burn. Of course, if I had hair like that, and, honestly, a lower back like that (somehow free of stretch marks and love handles and ass-crack poking out of the pants), I probably wouldn’t buy myself full-sized shirts either.

Staciehew • To address your theory that people just pin random shit to see if anyone will try it…yes, yes I do.

I cannot officially condone this sort of behavior. So I will do it unofficially. Fuck yeah, sister.

Trish • I’m trying to figure out why [this quote is] over a page from “The Last Days of Pompeii.” I don’t think anyone there had a chance to look again, they were just fucked.

I have no explanation for that.

DaisyDesigner • If it still looks too hard when you look again, and it’s been more than four hours, seek the help of a medical professional.

You win Penis Joke of the Week, and there was a lot of competition this week.

Penis Joke of the Week Honorable Mention for the penis candle post:

kmitch • Perfect! It makes me a little sad though that when you light it creamy white stuff is not going to shoot forth. Rather it will just drip down the side making a mess all over the sheets…i mean table :(. Story of my life.

I kind of want to give you a hug now, except I’m afraid of what I might get on me.


  • rfoust February 5, 2013 - 1:11 pm Reply

    I think everything should have glitter 🙂 Just keep it away from me, lol.

  • AlyssaLynn February 5, 2013 - 4:17 pm Reply

    well i mean…you know what that quote is….”glitter is the herpes of crafts” I didnt mind glitter till my boyfriend started working at Joanne Fabrics…and its literally everywhere. On me, him, even my dog has had glitter found on her. Fab.

    • Amanda February 5, 2013 - 5:38 pm Reply

      I know, right? I can’t wait until my girls are out of the sparkly princess phase. I won’t go near the mess, but come Christmas… My grandparents gave them each two pair of flipping glittery jeans! Of course, first wash, the innards of our washing machine caught the glitters. That stuff is evil.

  • cakegirl.73 February 5, 2013 - 4:40 pm Reply

    You can never get rid of glitter..just when you think it’s find it again. Great shirts..although now I want one with the penis candle on it.

    • Amanda Frazier February 7, 2013 - 1:03 pm Reply

      I’ve coined the phrase “Holiday Herpes” for glitter around here just for that reason.

  • SHB February 5, 2013 - 7:08 pm Reply

    Ladies, if you ever find glitter on your guy, and you don’t have a four-year-old or the likes… he’s been hanging out at a titty bar… take it from a gal who used to be on the pole in clear heels. And glitter.

  • WhosThatGirrl February 6, 2013 - 1:24 pm Reply

    I just found out about your blog today, and I love it!! Do you have any videos of you testing the pins or a vlog?

  • Staciehew February 7, 2013 - 8:36 am Reply

    Well now I know where the sudden influx of Pinterest followers came from. Haha, thanks!

  • Catherine February 7, 2013 - 9:23 am Reply

    I just noticed the banner add for Hiscox Small Business Insurance up there that offers fast, free quotes. That’s about the only I’d want cocks to be fast at.

  • LKGirlHPFan February 7, 2013 - 10:15 pm Reply

    Yesterday, I made a project with glitter. I left it on my desk to dry with the excess glitter still on, then managed to snag it on my sweater sleeve. There is currently glitter- green glitter at that- on my desk, on everything on my desk, embedded in my mesh desk chair, on my floor, on my bed, on my bookbag, in my bookbag, in the sink, all down yesterday’s outfit, and all down the outfit I had been planning on wearing today. I hate glitter. I win at hating glitter.

  • Hillary S February 12, 2013 - 1:07 am Reply

    Okay, I demand a “I hate Glitter” shirt in a bigger size haha I dont care if it’s men’s. I just know my boobs are in no way going to fit in those. I teach a class for juvenile girls and we sometimes do crafts. We used glitter in those crafts ONCE. One time was all it took to learn my lesson. The girls decided to glitter each other’s hair, faces, clothes, whatever. There were piles of glitter everywhere lol Now when they ask why they can’t use glitter my reply is always, ” Because I hate Glitter” lol so i NEED that shirt

    • Pintester February 13, 2013 - 12:50 pm Reply

      You wish is my command! 🙂 Check out for updated design. Also, changed the t-shirt to a regular women’s t-shirt instead of “slim fit.” (Ain’t nobody got the abs for slim fit… at least I don’t.)

      • Hillary S February 15, 2013 - 12:01 am Reply

        haha and this is why you rock!

        • Hillary S February 17, 2013 - 4:44 am Reply

          just ordered my shirt lol i’m so ready to rock that bad baby

  • Hillary S February 13, 2013 - 6:53 pm Reply

    Lol saw this last night on Pinterest

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