Do you guys remember how I gave away some t-shirts? (Christine G, if you’re reading this, go claim yours.) Well, I sent one over to Truffles8761 and she was good enough to send me a picture and allow me to post it in the weekly round-up.
She says: Please to enjoy my hair in Pinterest pin hairband curler contraption and fuzzy slipper boots with pom pom.
Yes, you too could own a giant Pintester t-shirt that you can wear out to the mailbox… although I think I’m less of a badass than Truffles8761 because I see fucking snow on the ground, and, at least in my mind, snow calls for pants.
I also added a few other t-shirts to the shop this week, which I told my newsletter subscribers about already. (If you want in on that action, subscribe. You’ll get the news first-er than everyone else.)
What what? There’s a new t-shirt in the shop! This one is especially… er… special, because it says “I hate glitter” on it (which is a well-documented fact) and the text is in glitter! Now you can be funny and ironic and cute all at once. Buy it!
Also: Holy fucksticks! Another new t-shirt! I’m on a roll, guys! This one is an ode to the “Stand back I’m going to try science” t-shirt I saw on a friend of mine a few weeks ago. I figured we needed a version of our very own. Buy it!
Ok, I’m done hawking my wares for now.
Let’s see what brilliance you had to share in the comments this week, shall we?
Rosanne • Admit it, the only reason you did this pin was so that you would have a legit reason to say balls 7 times in one post. I’m on to you!
… Fine, you caught me.
Kate Ware • I’m guessing that the massaging led to the oozing . . .
That’s the usual way of it.
embers618 • It just occurred to me that you are kind of like the Pinterest version of Snopes.
Less reliable, perhaps, but feel free to send your gullible grandparents over here as much as you like.
Shelly Irritation • Apparently the girl in the picture with the super straight hair spent all her money on brown sugar and didn’t have enough left over to buy herself a full sized shirt.
Oh, burn. Of course, if I had hair like that, and, honestly, a lower back like that (somehow free of stretch marks and love handles and ass-crack poking out of the pants), I probably wouldn’t buy myself full-sized shirts either.
Staciehew • To address your theory that people just pin random shit to see if anyone will try it…yes, yes I do.
I cannot officially condone this sort of behavior. So I will do it unofficially. Fuck yeah, sister.
Trish • I’m trying to figure out why [this quote is] over a page from “The Last Days of Pompeii.” I don’t think anyone there had a chance to look again, they were just fucked.
I have no explanation for that.
DaisyDesigner • If it still looks too hard when you look again, and it’s been more than four hours, seek the help of a medical professional.
You win Penis Joke of the Week, and there was a lot of competition this week.
Penis Joke of the Week Honorable Mention for the penis candle post:
kmitch • Perfect! It makes me a little sad though that when you light it creamy white stuff is not going to shoot forth. Rather it will just drip down the side making a mess all over the sheets…i mean table :(. Story of my life.
I kind of want to give you a hug now, except I’m afraid of what I might get on me.