Pinteste Round-up: New Design

If you’ve noticed, this place has gotten a little bit of a facelift! (Those of you who read via RSS and email, do me a solid and come visit.) I haven’t had a major redesign here since I launched back in December 2011, so it was probably about time, right? I really hope you like the new look and that it makes things easier for you. Those of you who read on mobile, the idea is to make it a lot nicer experience for you. We’re still working out a few little bugs, so feel free to email me if you see anything that’s not working quite right. Also, feel free to shower me with compliments about how beautiful the new design is.

The other part of the redesign is the slightly shifted tagline. I know some of you are going to be upset about that and start screaming, “SELL OUT!” Well, I’ll tell you, in this case, it’s literally true. I am selling out because I was losing out on real ad revenue due to my f-bomb tagline. It’s pretty easy to say, “Fuck The Man!” and stuff when blogging isn’t your career, but this is my sole income, so I had to put on my big girl panties and make an adult decision to not let go of ad revenue just because I wanted to say “fuck” in the tagline. Fear not, though. The content of the blog is not changing. We’ll not be losing our f-bombs and penis jokes so easily.

So, now that all that’s out of the way, let’s see some of your brilliance from the comments, shall we?

Turns out I didn’t get judged for eating four extra Saltines on the 3-day military diet. Most of you concurred that it is dumb.

Anna • I decided one time to do this and went out and bought all of the food for it. Then I remembered that I’m sexy as hell and have a really good diet already and HATE cottage cheese and grapefruit so that garbage rotten in the fridge when I shook my ass in front of a mirror and smiled. So my experience with the 3 day military diet was actually really pleasant.

Next time, I’ll just do that.

Goober • Hahaha MRE’s just for shits and giggles… one problem with that phrase… MRE’s give you the opposite of shits and you aren’t gonna be giggling much when you’ve been on the toilet for a half hour and can’t seem to remember why you ate that MRE. 🙂 Also, when I was in the military we ate close to 3000 or more calories a day during basic training. And I lost tons of weight. It was because we worked our butts off training around 8-9 hours or more a day!

I forgot to relate my dieting poop story in the post, but I will tell you that the 3-day diet isn’t much for the shits and giggles either. I pretty much didn’t poop for 3 days.

I’m sorry it took me so long to do my latest cocknails post. But you guys didn’t mind, right?

Kelly724 • A flask, lube, and some scary looking alien jizz stuck to you when you pulled out. Worth the wait.

And I told you that even though 2-ingredient cookies aren’t the worst thing ever, they taste… healthy.

Jodee Rose • Healthy is the worst flavor.

Well, it ain’t the best, for sure.

Katherine Horejsi • I love these cookies, my favourite add-ins are butter, brown sugar, and a little corn syrup…and i leave out the banana. Flapjack anyone? 😉

In my failed glass cutting video, I did show you a neat device with which to remove your nail polish…

Llama spit • I tried taking off my nail polish in the cat anus thing. It didn’t work and now my cat is PISSED!

Whoops.

Also, this:

Mary Elizabeth Hardin • I made you a gif so you can forever see the burn 🙂

I’ve been gif’d!

And I love that you guys are artistically texting stuff up.

Piggie4 • Nuf’ Said

Here’s another one from the tortilla post.

Breenah • You always inspire me so much.

I love you guys.