I didn’t post yesterday, but that’s because I was too busy blowing my nose. I’m sick again, hooray. Don’t know if a video will happen this week because I scare myself just looking in the mirror, but, you know, if I have a miraculous recovery, maybe.
But I don’t want to leave you hanging on the awesome comments from this week, so here ya go!
Regarding the creepy and disturbing brain-made-of-rice in last week’s round-up:
Crystal Kelly Yzaguirre • the real horror is that she put ketchup on rice.
I told you to make your own That’s What She Said jokes for last week’s mascara trick video, and you did not disappoint.
Sunflowercake • Sounds like a lot of work to make something stand up tall and strong. And then you just have the whole mess all over your face and in your eyes and have to clean it up yourself…. No thanks (;
SuperStew • Very impressed that you can keep your mouth closed when you put on mascara…mine is open like a dog waiting for a treat…but I guess if you are dealing with the possibility of longer and thicker, until you actually see what you are dealing with, keeping the lips together is actually a good idea. 🙂
Thank you, also for brightening my crappy day with your comments.
Dorie Fannin • Sometimes the things that look like they should be the simplest, are the easiest to fuck up. Here’s something to brighten your Cosmic Ball of Crap Day.
Uh… NSFW… in case you needed to know. Also not safe for toddlers…
Joanna Likness Pendleton • Crap. My two-year-old just saw this and was all, “Is that a unicorn?” I said, “Mm hm,” and kept scrolling. 🙂
Also, it cheers my heart to know that when I take the high road, you never fail to explore the low road, too. I was going to make a cock ring joke about the apple chips, but I didn’t because I thought maybe it was going too far. Then in the comments…
Sarah McMullin • Interesting twist on a cock ring.
MGM444 • It’s NEVER TOO FAR.
Also in the comments of that post is a recipe for apple butter from Llama spit and it looks fucking delicious, so you should go read that and then make some for me because I’m sick.
I’m so glad I can trust you guys to go with a penis joke even if I go with a fart joke. I’m not sure which is worse.
Honey Laura Clark • I read, “ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE WHO CAN STAY HARD..”
KimJ • ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE WHO CAN STAY HARD NO MATTER HOW MUCH I FART.
I love you guys.