Pinteste Round-up: The Low Road

0 Posted by - November 12, 2013 - Pinteste Round-ups

I didn’t post yesterday, but that’s because I was too busy blowing my nose. I’m sick again, hooray. Don’t know if a video will happen this week because I scare myself just looking in the mirror, but, you know, if I have a miraculous recovery, maybe.

But I don’t want to leave you hanging on the awesome comments from this week, so here ya go!

Regarding the creepy and disturbing brain-made-of-rice in last week’s round-up:

Crystal Kelly Yzaguirre • the real horror is that she put ketchup on rice.

Horrifying indeed.

I told you to make your own That’s What She Said jokes for last week’s mascara trick video, and you did not disappoint.

Sunflowercake • Sounds like a lot of work to make something stand up tall and strong. And then you just have the whole mess all over your face and in your eyes and have to clean it up yourself…. No thanks (;


SuperStew • Very impressed that you can keep your mouth closed when you put on mascara…mine is open like a dog waiting for a treat…but I guess if you are dealing with the possibility of longer and thicker, until you actually see what you are dealing with, keeping the lips together is actually a good idea. 🙂


Thank you, also for brightening my crappy day with your comments.

Dorie Fannin • Sometimes the things that look like they should be the simplest, are the easiest to fuck up. Here’s something to brighten your Cosmic Ball of Crap Day.

penis unicorn

Uh… NSFW… in case you needed to know. Also not safe for toddlers…

Joanna Likness Pendleton • Crap. My two-year-old just saw this and was all, “Is that a unicorn?” I said, “Mm hm,” and kept scrolling. 🙂

Also, it cheers my heart to know that when I take the high road, you never fail to explore the low road, too. I was going to make a cock ring joke about the apple chips, but I didn’t because I thought maybe it was going too far. Then in the comments…

Sarah McMullin • Interesting twist on a cock ring.



Apparently not.

Also in the comments of that post is a recipe for apple butter from Llama spit and it looks fucking delicious, so you should go read that and then make some for me because I’m sick.

I’m so glad I can trust you guys to go with a penis joke even if I go with a fart joke. I’m not sure which is worse.

Honey Laura Clark • I read, “ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE WHO CAN STAY HARD..”


I love you guys.

Pinteste Round-up: The Low Road
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Pinteste Round-up: The Low Road
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  • Oriana November 12, 2013 - 3:14 pm Reply

    Life is good down here on the low road <3

  • Llama spit November 12, 2013 - 6:33 pm Reply

    OMG! My recipe made it to the round up! FUCK YEAH! lol. It IS delicious

  • Llama spit November 12, 2013 - 6:40 pm Reply

    YAY! Something from muh brainpan made it into the roundup! ow you’ve inspired me to go make more apple butter. It’s that time of year and I already had to make it, but now I actually want to!

    • Llama spit November 13, 2013 - 7:34 am Reply

      So, my phone didn’t want to delete this. When I posted it earlier, it was because it didn’t show my other comment. I prmoside

    • Llama spit November 13, 2013 - 7:35 am Reply

      Let’s try that again shall we? I promise I don’t have short term memory loss. And this site hates my phone. Lol

  • LizzyMom November 13, 2013 - 6:40 am Reply

    Okay, well, as long as we are on the subject of, well, stuff not for toddlers, here’s something to make your day!

    Seriously. Why hasn’t anyone come up with this before (snort)(double snort for double entrende)

    • Llama spit November 13, 2013 - 7:32 am Reply

      What do you do when the power goes off in your house and the thing gets stuck on you? How do you get it off? (Heh) I didn’t watch the video cause my kids are nearby, but I DID envision that scene from Big Bang Theory with Howard and the robot arm while I read the article.

  • Sarah McMullin November 13, 2013 - 9:37 pm Reply

    I’M SUPER FAMOUS!!!!! But for realzies thanks for reminding me to link my blog to my name.

  • Crystal Kelly Yzaguirre November 14, 2013 - 2:02 am Reply

    omg my commmmmeeent! Im going to be proud of the fact its up there and not saddened by the fact that im not funny at all. How do i compare to a unicorn penis?

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