You guys were good sports about waiting for the zombie make-up tutorial, which was too late to do you any good for Halloween. Sorry about that. I blame YouTube. Apparently, I could have improved it, though:
molly • I’ve watched a lot of makeup tutorials in my time, so let me tell you what you’re doing wrong:
1) You didn’t talk for an hour about the makeup and brushes you used.
2) You didn’t edit in a lot of gratuitous blending.
3) You didn’t talk in a high-pitched, squeaky voice.
Anyway, that’s what you did wrong, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Also, I’m glad you all jumped in on the Halloween-a-day-late spirit.
Jennifer Bickford • I feel like you might like this dish my daughter made for our Halloween dinner last night (rice shaped like brains). Seriously though, I think it came out great!
You people are creepy and disturbing. And that’s why I love you so much.
I just found out that my grandparents found my blog last week. I’m sure they’re particularly proud of my post entirely of penises. (My grandma rules, as you know, but boob jokes are more her speed. I will endeavor to incorporate more boob jokes in the future.)
Kelly, I feel like you make it into the round-up every damn week. I order you to stop being so funny all the time.
Kelly724 • Thanks for RISING to the occasion to find all of these penises. It must of been HARD to do. Not really on this blog. But I love me some penis
Don’t we all, Kelly.
Dudes, don’t forget about the Christmas Pintester Movement! It’s almost time! See you next week with some more goodness from the comments section. Keep it coming!
It sounds like your grandma and my grandma should get together and do an episode of Cocknails. Mine doesn’t drink or paint her nails, but she says what’s on her mind, no matter how embarrassing or inappropriate. And she sent me my first “porn” email, so there’s plenty of awkwardness and penises.
Maybe the Pintester can invite her own Grandma for an episode of Cocknails! They could have a Cocknboobnails Special Edition just for the holidays.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I vote yes!
OMG! I made the round up! Yay for being creepy and disturbing!
As for grandmas, mine have both passed but we have a family friend who is our “foster granny” and she has no qualms talking about penises.
Not every week. Which I’m happy about, keeps me on my toes.
I think that Niki has a good idea with the grandma episode of Cocknails!
OMG I’m practically a celebrity. I just want you to be the best you can be while you’re fucking up pins.
Although, I should add, your zombie makeup was a total win.
My mom that can be at times hilariously prudish did show us this gem at the Christmas table last year…
Damn it! The penis was too big!
ok here I had to pull out my lap top (it’s so big!) But here is my mom’s handy work.
the real horror is that she put ketchup on rice.
That was for my son…I agree with you.
My mother’s mother would be appalled by almost everything on this site, but I’m pretty sure that my father’s mother would have found it pretty darn funny. She used to doodle pictures of what she’d call a “three-legged man.” The third one definitely wasn’t a leg.
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