Pinteste Round-up: Mailsack!

2 Posted by - May 28, 2013 - Pinteste Round-ups

Check out my sack, dudes. My mail sack, duh. You all have been filling it with all kinds of goodness, like this note from a local fan, Aadra:

moustache card

Aadra, I moustache you to stop being so damn cute. Thank you for the lovely note!

I also got a card from Ethne (

thank you card

Yep, it’s a thank-you note for just being me, which if you’ve never gotten one, I will say is the coolest feeling ever. “Thanks for being awesome,” is literally the first line of the note. Aw, shucks. It made my day. Ethne also enclosed some People of Walmart images from her daily calendar, which made me giggle-snort. Here’s my favorite:

rapunzel of walmart

Also got this card from Alyssa and she’s so crafty she made this shit.

homemade card

The picture doesn’t quite do it justice. It’s really pretty! Thank you, Alyssa!

I also got a homemade card from Kelly:

ombre penis

Whaaaaat? You are the best, Kelly. Also, I love the not-so-subtle erection joke. Not only did you make an ombre penis, but also a penis pun on the same card. Bravo. And she sent me presents! Socks, because I sacrifice mine for the good of the Pintestes, a paint chip so I can make my own ombre penis, and buttons to fill up my “sad-ass button jar.”


Thank you, Kelly! I’m a little choked up, and not just because your dick is so big.

Lastly, Linda from sent me a t-shirt, just for being me! It even came gift-wrapped.

Flirty Diva Tees gift bag

I asked my husband if I should get the “weird but nice” one or the “oh hell no” one and he voted for “oh hell no.” I will try not to be insulted by that.

Flirty Diva Tees oh hell no tshirt

Thanks so much, Linda! (Check out for lots of funny, snarky t-shirts for teh ladies.)

Ladies, THANK YOU! You have no idea how much your comments, emails, cards, and funny stuff you send mean to me. I love it and I love you, seriously. Aw, group hug!

And, one more thing: Don’t forget that you only have today and tomorrow to sign up for The Pintester Movement if you haven’t done it already! It’s gonna be fun, and you’re gonna get traffic, so get in on this shit, ok?


  • Ethne @ Wom Mom May 28, 2013 - 2:57 pm Reply

    My People of Walmart daily calendar makes the day start right. As does any Pintester post. Glad you enjoyed the note; you make my day with cuss words alone. I’ve tried to work fucktillion into my vocabulary, but have thus far only worked myself up to kajillion, which isn’t derogatory in any way, as far as I’m aware. PS, I will be in on the movement with my test – purchased the necessary ingredient at lunch.

  • Amber Holt May 28, 2013 - 3:39 pm Reply

    I’m going to need to buy the t-shirt from that says “I’m a Classy Educated Woman I Just Say Fuck a Lot”

  • Katherine Horejsi May 28, 2013 - 4:04 pm Reply

    That paint chip penis card is fabulous, there should be a Pin for it. On yer Kelly!

    • Kelly724 May 28, 2013 - 6:50 pm Reply

      Haha, thanks. Maybe I’ll make a tutorial.

  • Jaime May 28, 2013 - 9:24 pm Reply

    Heehee I giggled at your almost pun, “mail sack” I totally subbed in “male sack” I do love the way you bring out the 12 yr old boy in people 🙂

  • Mandy May 28, 2013 - 10:23 pm Reply

    stellar erection jokes – but no blue balls jokes? (I can’t think of any good ones, but there have to be some!)

    • Chelle Crew June 1, 2013 - 8:35 pm Reply

      Why so blue?

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