Pinteste Round-up: Beigey Moistness

0 Posted by - November 26, 2013 - Pinteste Round-ups

Hello my little Pintestes! It’s been another fun week in the comments, and we’re gonna get to that, but first I want to tell you about a sale in my store: Buy 2 get Free Standard Shipping starting on 11/28 (Thanksgiving) through 12/2 (Cyber Monday). The code to enter at checkout is 2FREESHIP. Free Standard shipping discounts the available shipping options at – US Shipping – $9.50 & EU Shipping – €7.90. So get on that if you want a Pintester t-shirt or an I hate glitter t-shirt or something for you or someone else for Christmas! Tis the season, bitches.

We should probably stop talking about dino porn, but there’s some really good pornilicious dinosaur shit in the comments from last week’s Pinteste Round-up, all because of this little gem, from the anatomical…

Llama spit • Ooh! To share the wealth (came from some place else, not the link)

dino sex

… to the fantastical.

Caitlin Elliott • I can’t help but imagine that the tiny armed person that the t-rex would shift into would be Cee Lo Green… his arms are t-rex like! Oh look what I found when I did a google image search for him…

ceelo trex

And then this happened, because the Internets will let you be anonymous.

benedict trex

clooney trex

tennant trex

Calm down, ladies.

Apparently, there is a small contingent of you who likes banana Laffy Taffy

Craftpocalypse • All you banana Laffy Taffy haters can just keep on hating…that shit is delicious, no cornucopia necessary.

You need to come trick-or-treat at my house next year, because I saw tiny looks of horror on the faces of all the children who got my leftover banana Laffy Taffy (after I ate all the far superior strawberry flavored ones).

And here’s a penis joke, because.

GMW • Let’s be honest – if the tip is pliable, you are doing it wrong.

Also, several of you asked about my hair in that video, and sometime I’ll do a video tutorial for you, promise. It’s easy.

You guys have moved on to ninja commenting, and by that I mean referencing older posts in newer posts.

Catherine • You wouldn’t have powdery bits if you gave thanks to Astroglide.

It’s like blog comment inception up in here.

Trystan Terrell • sorry, i had to stop reading after you used the word “moist”… *gag* hope your cake turned out okay.

So I never thought the hatred of the word moist was so widespread. My brother’s least favorite words were “moist” and “beige” when we were little, and so the rest of us, of course, would find as many ways as possible to work those words into casual conversation with him.

Incidentally, I have to finish up this post now because I have a doctor appointment to check out the beigey moistness coming from my face. (Snot, people. I’m talking about snot.)

Love to all of you, and thanks for your delicious comments, as always!

Pinteste Round-up: Beigey Moistness
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Pinteste Round-up: Beigey Moistness
The Pintestes deliver in the comments again, this time with heads photoshopped on T-Rexes. Oh yes.


  • kittnen November 26, 2013 - 2:14 pm Reply


    Also, I’ve never gotten the whole “moist” thing. I use that word all the freaking time. Just like I don’t get why people hate lotus seed pods.

    • Catherine November 26, 2013 - 3:18 pm Reply

      Moist gets to me too. I don’t know why, though. Lotus seed pods just look creepy and every time I see one I think of that picture (probably photoshopped) of the woman with bugs in her face or something. Just eww.

  • Shannon November 26, 2013 - 2:16 pm Reply Not sure how many of you have watched Dead Like Me but I had to post this gem….

    • Havana James November 26, 2013 - 3:38 pm Reply

      You beat me to it. Loved that show. Every time I hear the word moist, it reminds me of this scene.

      • Shannon November 26, 2013 - 3:42 pm Reply

        Yes….I loved that show. Most people don’t know what I am talking about when I quote this show. I don’t know why because it is all kinds of awesome. Everyone that watches it with me loves it.

      • TheSwede November 27, 2013 - 7:05 am Reply

        Ditto, although I love most of Bryan Fullers shows. Wonderfalls which aired around the same time as DLM and Pushing Daisies which came after are both awesome and under-appreciated. Too bad they all ended early. -_-
        Now he’s working on Hannibal which I have to admit sadly isn’t as great.

  • Miranda Pridgeon November 26, 2013 - 3:03 pm Reply

    That is priceless. I love the Doctor as a Dinosaur. Nothing is cooler than that!

  • Alie November 26, 2013 - 3:16 pm Reply

    Glad you clarified about the snot. I was concerned that your moist beigeness was somehow related to your powdery bits.

  • Caitlin Elliott November 26, 2013 - 3:30 pm Reply

    Yay!!! First time I comment and I made the round up! That just made my day!

  • Carrie November 27, 2013 - 7:50 am Reply

    That’s snot funny….moistness from your face?? Ha ha….Better beige than green! Not that I dislike green, just when it is draining from my nostrils it means I am sick …well, sicker than normal. Yuck.

  • Michelle Par December 2, 2013 - 12:56 am Reply

    My best friend hates “moist”, “ointment”, and “slacks”. So of course, I have to use all three words in one sentence every now and then. 🙂

    • Eleni December 2, 2013 - 2:43 pm Reply

      I was trying to figure out that sentence…”Your slacks are looking a bit moist. You should rub some ointment on that!”

      • Michelle Par December 4, 2013 - 4:06 pm Reply

        The moist ointment has stained my slacks. 😀

        • thatpandabitca April 19, 2014 - 3:08 am Reply

          “And then my beige slacks became moist with ointment as she rubbed the medicine onto my member.” We could write a decent romance novel guys.

          • Michelle Par April 24, 2014 - 5:36 pm

            Love it!

          • thatpandabitca April 25, 2014 - 4:22 am

            I’m glad! 😀

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